December 31, 2006

My Year in Music

One of the things I love most about iTunes is the ability to see statistical information about personal use.

Prompted by Gray Charles' recent question regarding which artist besides Taylor Hicks have folks discovered this past year, I decided to investigate who and what I had been listening to from January to December '06.

I first thought of the three full albums I purchased this past year...KT Tunstall's "Eye to the Telescope," John Mayer's "Continuum," and Taylor Hicks' "Taylor Hicks" (of which I actually purchased three copies).

I also thought about all the singles I downloaded (and there were LOTS)...Gnarles Barkley, Ray Lamontagne, The Be Good Tanyas, Nerina Pallot, Regina Spektor, etc...

Instead of trying to remember all the downloading details of the last 12 months, I decided to use my little iTunes options to see EXACTLY what soundtrack I lived by in 2006.

I set my controls to "Play Count" and looked only at songs I added to my music library this past year.

After heavy computation (clicking the mouse exactly thrice)...here is what I learned...

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Of course, these aren't all the songs I listened to this past year...just the ones new to my iTunes library in '06 that were played 10 times or more.

It's not surprising that all of the songs I listened to 95 times or more were sung by Taylor Hicks...with "Trouble" being the top played (152 times). But what IS strange to me is that all of the songs in the 95 to 152 range were performed by Taylor during his stint on American Idol. I would have thought some of his live bar performances (pre-AI) or his previously recorded stuff would have been in the upper play count strata...but not so. Curious.

Anyway, KT Tunstall joins Taylor as one of my top listened to artists. Her "Stoppin' the Love" is a top play count for me at a whopping 93 times.

Granted...I discovered both Taylor and KT at the beginning of the year...so these higher play counts make sense.

The real stand out is Nerina Pallot...whose "Sophia" was just added to my music library on Oct. 24 after my friend Peggy sent it to me. My copy of "Sophia" is already up to 67 plays. The song is absolutely beautiful. Download it here.

Another stand-out is "What Have They Done to My Song, Ma" by Melanie Safka. This little gem was sent to me by our dear Shrewspeaks. It's reached a play count of 47 since I added it to my library on Oct. 22. Download it here.

Next to join in the high play-count ranks are Regina Spektor and John Mayer. I have to thank Ash for introducing me to Spektor and thank Double D and NOLAgirl for encouraging me to buy the new Mayer album. Both artists have been so enjoyable to listen to.

Ray Lamontagne and Gnarls Barkley's versions of "Crazy" can be found next wafting between all my Taylor songs. Then comes Dar Williams with "The Christians and the Pagans" and Nikka Costa with "Till I Get to You." I have Gray Charles to thank for introducing me to all these lovelies.

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The next artist to appear on my list is Fiona Apple...from some live recordings done in 2002. I don't even remember where I got these songs...but they're great. Here's "Blue Skies" for you to enjoy. I've played it at least 27 times...and still lurve it.

Others that I've really enjoyed (all thanks to Gray)...Robyn Hitchock's "The Wind Cries Mary" (written and first performed by Jimi Hendrix), "Trouble" by Ray LaMontagne, "You Are so Beautiful" by Billy Preston, "Jerusalem" and "Tiger Woods" by Dan Bern, and "Untouchable Face" by Ani Difranco. And from my brother Ben..."Multiply" by Jamie Lidell.

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Finally, two of my newest favorite artists are The Be Good Tanyas and Hem. If you haven't listened to them...please check them out. They're truly wonderful. Here are "Human Thing" from the Tanyas and "Jackson" by Hem.

I've also put together an iMix (posted below) of selected artists and songs listed on my 2006 Soundtrack. If you have iTunes...buy a song for .99...which, to me, is quite the bargain. If you don't have iTunes...go get it...it's free...and it's wonderful.



All I have to say is...wow...what a great year.

I can't wait to see what new music is in store for me in 2007.

Happy New Year to all my Monkbots! Happy listening and blogging in the year to come.

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December 27, 2006

The Bigger Picture: A Progressive Story (part 5 added)


This is a Progressive Story...here's how it works:

Below is a short story I began writing a couple of years ago...then filed away on a back shelf of my computer.

Thanks to comments from Rowan and Mind Doc on Monday, I have pulled it back out and dusted it off in order to offer it as an experiment. (Yes, yet another Monkbot project...am I killin' y'all with these?)

I've provided the basis for a story here...it's up to y'all to finish it.

Take turns...build on what each other writes. I don't know how you'll determine who will go first or next or last, but I'm sure you'll figure it out...maybe call dibs before you begin writing...or first choose an order...whatever.

UPDATED DIRECTIONS: Here is the list of who will be contributing thus far...
  1. Double D (Your contribution is below...I lurve it!)

  2. Ivoryhut (You're next up, my friend...just e-mail me your addition after reading DD's below..take your time...no pressure)

  3. Bamaborntxbred

  4. Quossum

  5. Mind Doc (You're up next!)

  6. Rowan (Finale)
Each contributor should e-mail their part of the story to monkbottalk@gmail.com. As I receive your additions, I'll repost the story...with the new portion. I'll leave the comments on for kudos or sharing or discussion...however, I'm taking the current comments down so we can start fresh.

Also, if anyone...at anytime...wants to join in...they are welcome and should let me know...so I can put them in the que.

Remember...take your time...keep it clean...be creative...and have FUN!

The Bigger Picture
Beginning by Shelley Powers
Middle and Ending by the Monkbots

I was reaching behind the bookshelf in my den, looking for some loose change that had rolled away, when I found them.

My fingertips were covered in dust, and I was patting around blindly for the stray quarters when I brushed against the metal and glass. I pulled the object from behind the bookshelf to see what I’d found and there, staring back at me, was a pair of glasses. They were wire-rimmed and the earpieces were bent into hook shapes. The lenses definitely needed dusting, but there were few scratches. Forgetting about my quarters, I took my new treasure to the sink to clean it up. A little Joy dish soap and voila! Good as new.

They weren't mine. I had never worn glasses. Maybe they belonged to the previous homeowners. I gave them a careful inspection. Shining like new from being cleaned, they were beautiful. The wire rims looked like real gold and the glass had a mesmerizing gleam. Then as I held them up to the light, I noticed the faintest of etching along the inside of the right arm, where the metal flattened out. Written in an exacting script was “We once were lost.”

Creepy, I thought.

Then, like anyone would’ve done, without even thinking, I put the glasses on.

My view was barely changed, save the distortion from the few scratches. Then I felt my pupils contract, like when someone clicks on the overhead light in the middle of the night. A sharp pain ran from my eyeballs to the back of my head as my view of the living room expanded to twice its size. Nothing grew larger. My peripheral vision stayed the same. But somehow everything expanded to where I saw each item in the room in its entirety. Armchairs were fibers woven together with a history of passengers embedded in the work. Books were bound by aging glue and stitching with page after page covered with fingerprints and ink and words and passages and thoughts and emotions. I tried to blink but couldn’t. As if involuntary muscles, my eyes darted from object to object in the room, taking in colors I had never noticed and patterns so detailed I began to get dizzy.

Moving faster than my brain could register, my eyes continued to swirl in my head and I felt myself begin to sway. Fearing that I might faint or get sick, I reached up and snatched the glasses from my face. My pupils dilated and the room seemed to shrink back to its original state. I looked down at the spectacles and realized that these glasses allowed me to see a bigger picture, a picture that I possibly was not meant to see...but one that intrigued me nonetheless...

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The following was contributed by Double D

Raggles bounded into the room with the enthusiasm of a Super Bounce ball. The 3-year-old Jack Russell/Terrier mix that I had “adopted” as a timid, 6-month-old pup had evolved into a rather giddy companion, providing hours of amusement. As I watched him playfully chase a dust bunny near the large picture window in the den that was streaming in the late afternoon sun, my mind and my eyes wandered back to the new find in my hands.

Suddenly, I realized that I still had the splitting headache that the glasses had left me with. Moving into the kitchen, I beckoned Raggles, “C’mon boy, let’s see what we can find for this headache.” Raggles responded with a deft tail-wagging and sauntered off into the kitchen ahead of me.

After popping two Extra-Strength Tylenols and pouring myself a large glass of ice cold milk, I sat on the wrought iron stools at the island in my kitchen and stared at the “magic” glasses. My mind went back to the few moments before when I had had them on and exactly what I had seen. Yes, it was definitely the window to the bigger picture. With some trepidation, I decided to try it again, but this time, slowly.

I slipped the glasses over my nose and onto my closed eyes then slowly opened them. Remembering the dizziness and pain of the previous encounter, I decided to focus on one thing. It happened to be Raggles sitting there, head cocked to one side, staring at me and waiting for our next move.

As I stared at the dog that was so similar to the RCA dog, I began to get an odd feeling… somewhere between freedom and carelessness, like sitting on the beach on a hot summer day with the wind blowing through my hair. My legs felt strong and nimble with no sign of the nagging ache constantly present in my left ankle. I have to admit, I had the strange urge to smell the surroundings around me. Resisting what felt like a basic instinct, I suddenly could see myself sitting there looking at Raggles, as if through his own eyes. It was all a bit kaliediscope-ish yet the curiosity of the experience kept the glasses firmly in place.

Then, without warning, I was overcome by a sadness wrapped in fear. I felt cold and as lonely as I ever felt. It was then that I realized that the familiar ring tone of “Takin’ it to the Streets” by Taylor Hicks was beckoning. I removed the glasses, taking a minute to re-focus with a little less tumultuousness, this time.

“Stevie. Hello?...Is this Stevie?” I heard my mother inquire, in her most agitated voice.

“Mother…yes, it’s me.”

After “discussing” for the umpteenth time how much she hates cell phones and can’t hear people talking on them (all the while screaming into her own speaker phone), we got to the real reason for her call. “Son, I think it’s really a shame that I never see you anymore. I mean, I live all of four miles from you and you haven’t been by since Easter.”

The usual dread of speaking to my mother swept over me and once again, I made excuses then profusely apologized and promised to stop by this weekend. As I punched the red button on my cell phone, I ran through the To Do List that I knew my mother would have ready for me when I got there.

Raggles’ barking brought me back to the glasses. I tried to link my experience back to the subject that I was looking at through the spectacles. Then, illumination! I was experiencing the bigger picture of Raggles. I remembered how I had found him at the shelter, a shy and tired-looking older puppy. The attendant at the shelter had told me that Raggles had been found down by the docks and had evidently been on his own for a while, scavenging through dumpsters and relying on the kindness of the dock workers sharing their lunches. The sensations that I had while staring at Raggles through the glasses were, in fact, the essence of Raggles.

My mother’s voice played back in my head. Now, for the real test. I had long struggled to understand the causes of my mother’s bitterness and lack of attachment to anything, particularly her children. Could these help me “know” her? See her bigger picture?

I decided that it was worth a try. I went to the Rite-Aid around the corner and bought a $4 case to put the glasses in to prevent any further scratching. Then I placed the case on the bookshelf in the den to wait for my visit to my mother’s on Saturday. For once, in a very long time, I was actually excited about seeing my mother....


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The following was contributed by Ivoryhut

The week went by in a blur. They had been painting the office over the weekend, and I walked in at eight in the morning to the wonderful stench of stale paint. Having gotten used to the smell, it wasn’t until the ten o’clock coffee break that we noticed something was amiss. Maybe it was the slight hint of turpentine flavor in the uncovered breakfast muffins that gave it away, but after some coaxing, we finally got the office manager to look into it. So it turns out that a dying furnace smells like cheap polyurethane.

They closed the office for the day, but with project reports fast approaching, I headed to the local library to get some work done while repairs were underway. The musty odor of forgotten books was a welcome one, and called to mind many happy rainy afternoons spent lost in a mystery book, or imagining the alien sounds and textures of a faraway culture brought to life by the fiction writers I idolized. I was hit by a sudden surge of nostalgia. When was the last time I lost myself in a book like that? Before I could even begin thinking back, the library assistant returned with a foot-high stack of old periodicals that I had requested. By the time I finally looked up, neck stiff and fingers gray with old ink, it was already dark outside.

The rest of the days were spent catching up on work I should have finished the month before. I can never develop the kind of discipline that gets things ahead of time. I’m always doing the mad rush to meet deadlines. Oh well. Now’s not the time to start hearing my mother’s voice in my head. It was Thursday night, and I had exactly 10 hours to put together a 20-page report on the securities industry. Just thinking about it was boring enough.

Raggles sat by me as I typed away at the keyboard. Poor boy. I hadn’t played with him all week, and even missed giving him the usual special Wednesday dinner treat because I was held up at the office. I made a mental note to spend some extra time with him at the park tomorrow after work. I could use the break myself.

I dragged myself out of bed Friday morning, thinking only about handing in the report and killing time until a decent hour to leave the office and start my weekend. Raggles seemed to have sensed it too, because he stood by the kitchen entrance as I gave him a goodbye scratch on the head, and as I turned back one more time before shutting the door, I saw his old tennis ball by his paws, all ready for the afternoon of playtime.

The day crawled its way to five o’clock, and wouldn’t you know it, I got a call at 4:30 p.m. to make “just a few minor revisions” to the report. Of course, it had to be done right away. So the 5 p.m. exit turned into an 8 p.m. exit, and their offer of dinner charged to the company had me thinking of 10-pound lobsters and porterhouse steaks just for spite. As I was shutting off my monitor with thoughts of gastronomical revenge, the phone rang. What now, I thought. This better not more last-minute revision requests on the report, or I’m throwing in two soufflés in the mix. “Steve Barraud,” I answered in a slightly irritated voice, impatient to head home.

“Stevie? It’s you mother. I called you at home but there was no answer. I just wanted to remind you to please bring your tool box with you when you come over this weekend. You’re still coming, right? Or did you forget?”

“No, mother, I didn’t forget,” I lied. Darn. There goes my plan to spend the weekend with Raggles doing nothing. And I already missed our afternoon at the park today. “I’ll be there with my tools. Call me at home if you remember anything else, I’m heading out the door now.”

The familiar dread of an uncomfortable weekend washed over me as I prepared to leave, and by reflex, I started going through possible excuses to postpone it for the following week. It wasn’t that I didn’t want to see her, just not this weekend. Not after the week I just had. Reaching into my pocket for my car keys, I felt a crumpled piece of paper and pulled it out. It was a Rite-Aid receipt for $4, and I suddenly remembered the glasses! Suddenly the dread was no more, and the excitement returned.

I walked out to an empty parking lot and spotted my lonely car in the distance, the section where late arrivers are banished to so they can suffer the trek to the building entrance and clock in even later. Thoughts of what it would be like to see my mother through the glasses occupied my mind, and it wasn’t until I was halfway to my car that I noticed the sound.

I turned back, but saw nothing. I continued walking, and there it was again. Faint, and, deliberately now, in step with mine. Before I could turn back, I heard it. Stop. A whispered word that floated through the night air to reach my ears. Turning around, the glare of a lamp post suddenly coming to life caught me off guard. At once the light was gone again, and in its place stood a woman. Instinctively, I raised my hand to greet her, like a long-lost friend. Puzzling, this instant recognition that came out of nowhere. Piercing sad eyes and a velvet voice were all I could seize of her, and then she was gone. I looked around once more, and saw nothing.

Morning found me slumped in my bed, half-dreaming of my strange parking lot sighting. There was something strangely familiar about her. Or was it the voice? The sun was streaming through the blinds, and I pulled the blanket closer. Was it real, or did I dream it all? That’s it, no more going a whole week on three nights of rest every night. I must have crashed as soon as I got home. Must remember I’m not a college kid anymore. I bet all this stress and lack of sleep is causing my mind to play tricks on me.

Flinging the sheets from the bed, I remembered Raggles. As excited as I was to see my mother through the magic glasses, I knew I had to spend the morning with my buddy. Careful not to trip over the books and coffee cups charted across the fleecy gray carpet that stank of a week’s worth of takeout food, I stepped into the bathroom to get ready for the day...

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The following was contributed by Bamaborntxbred

It is funny how one, seemingly insignificant decision, can change your life forever. This morning I woke to an overloaded schedule at a dead end job, an overbearing mother, and a grim outlook on my future. I couldn’t have imagined how much everything would change in the course of a few hours.

I was 3 years old the day my father and 12-year old brother died. They were on the family’s private jet as it went down during a winter storm. During my childhood, I overheard nannies and other servant’s gossip about what happened that day. My mother and father had fought over her controlling nature and she refused to go on the planned holiday vacation. My brother elected to go with my father while she kept me home with her. After their deaths she became even more controlling and reclusive, refusing even to go their funerals. I became the center of her universe. My childhood was spent inside the bounds of our estate in New Hampshire. The only other people I ever knew were the servants and the endless succession of nannies and teachers.

When I turned 18, I left the walls of our estate to enter Stanford. I had hoped that crossing the country to go to college would give me opportunities to meet new people…and the space I desired from my mother. I never really knew how attached she was until she announced that she would be moving into a home near the university. Still, I counted it something of a victory to be living in the dorms, amongst my peers.

Now, years later, we still live in California, with only a few miles between us.

Lately, I‘ve felt that the walls of my life were closing in on me. I’m 34 years old and I have never seen anything remarkable, been anywhere inspiring. I still jump at every beck and call of my mother. I am consumed with a job I took only because I never dared to dream of anything bigger. I didn’t hurt for material things, but I had long ago tired of amusing myself with shallow pursuits.

It was these thoughts, spinning in my head, which caused me to make the decision I made that fateful day. The stress of being overworked, the fear of living the rest of my days as a drone, and quite frankly, a desire to spend some time with the curious glasses I had found, drove me to pick up the phone this morning and call a local handyman service. Once I arranged to have them help my mother with her demands, I called her and told her that I would not be coming to her house this weekend. I explained to her that I was tired of being her little boy and that she shouldn’t “count on me” any longer. We both needed a separation. She cried, and wheedled, but I stood my ground and eventually, I hung up. “Goodbye, Mother,” I said to myself. We’d had this conversation many times before, but somehow I knew this time was different. On this day, I would make a change.

“So, now what?” I asked Raggles. He cocked his head to the left and looked at me curiously. “Well, boy, I think we should start with a game of fetch!” After playing with Raggles for a few hours, I couldn’t put off the lure of the glasses any longer. “I’ll be back in a little while, boy!” Raggles was worn out and didn’t seem to mind my leaving. I knew exactly where I was headed; the library.

An idea was forming in my mind, and I had to know if what I suspected was right. I was a little fearful, but feeling so hopeless about life and so starved for adventure, I decided the risk was worth finding out.

I entered the library and headed straight for the section where my favorite author’s books were housed in. Marcus Noble wasn’t a conventional author, but his fiction seemed to be written for me alone. Although he didn’t write serial novels, the same character was featured in every book. A boy named Voyager. A boy that had endless adventures and a carefree, daring attitude about life. As a child I imagined I was Voyager, fighting dragons and walking with giants to find the edge of the world.

I picked up the first novel written by Noble, “Traverse the Horizon.” I found a deserted area on the third floor of the library, opened the book to the first page, and put the glasses on.

Swoosh! A massive bird flew within inches of my face. “What,” I cried, “was that?” Swoosh! The bird flew past me again. Suddenly, I felt myself being lifted off the ground. The huge bird had me in its talons and was swiftly rising up toward the clouds. Normally, I would’ve reacted to a situation like this, as most people would, with utter fear and confusion. But, somehow I knew the bird was a friend rather than a foe and I was filled with exhilaration. “Woohoo!” I yelled at the top of my lungs.

The bird, spoke: “That was too close. Next time I might not be around to pluck you out of one of your scrapes.”

“Atmos, you don’t know what you’re saying!” I cried. “That Cyclops didn’t know what hit him! I had to test my new slingshot on something you know!”

“Yes, well, if I hadn’t gotten there when I did,” said Atmos, “the Cyclops behind you would be picking his teeth with your bones right about now.”

“Oh! Um, well, I uh, knew that he was behind me. I had it all under control. But, you know, thanks anyway.” I managed to mumble.

“Humph!” groused Atmos.

It was a peculiar feeling. Not to be flying through the air in the talons of a giant bird, but to be aware of both worlds at once. I knew I was still me, Stephen Newman…and yet I was beginning to realize that what I hoped for was actually true; the glasses had transported me into the world of Voyager. More than that, I was Voyager….

We quickly arrived at our destination; The Breathing Forest and Atmos’ nest. “You can sleep here tonight. Tomorrow you must begin the journey that Empress Sarai has commissioned you for,” said Atmos.

“I do need a rest. I’ve never been to the horizon before and I’m afraid it’s going to be quite an adventure,” I yawned. I was tired and the nest was lined with warm down and soft grasses from the floor of the forest. I snuggled next to Atmos and began drifting off to sleep.

I opened my eyes to find that I was back in the little corner of the library. I quickly removed the glasses feeling stunned and exhilarated by what I had discovered. Glancing at my watch I realized that only seconds had passed from when I put the glasses on. From when I began my fantastic journey as Voyager.

The enormity of what could be experienced through theses magical glasses was beginning to dawn on me. I could be Voyager. I could be anyone! My mind was whirling. Should I take all the Noble books home? Should I take history books, too? I had always been a student of history and felt compelled to use the glasses to experience history first hand. However, as I was to learn, it is one thing to enter a fictional world, quite another to enter the past. I trembled with excitement and fear.

How could I know that my life would be changing forever?

You see, I met the love of my life today. And it is the epitome of misfortune that she no longer exists. In fact, she died many years ago…as an old woman in the winter of 1908….

to be continued….

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The following was contributed by Quossum

I hastily gathered the next three Voyager books and then made my way to the 900 section, almost running into one of the staff who was directing workers hanging quilts throughout the library for a special display. Perusing the stacks, I was struck with dismay by the sheer number of books detailing wars, often battle by battle. It occurred to me that human history consisted mainly of bloodshed. Though the travails of the past did interest me, a sobering thought struck me: Did I dare use the glasses to witness the past?

They caused one to see the inner sense of something, its bigger picture, so to speak. In the Voyager books, the glasses had acted as a virtual reality device and let me experience things that had not and could not actually happen. If I read a history book...would I actually travel in time? Would I be there, at the time and place described? If the glasses allowed me to travel in time...I shuddered. A diet of science fiction stories decrying the insidious nature of the paradoxes and destruction that time travel could wreck gave me serious pause.

There were nicer aspects of the past, too, I reflected, glancing at an antique blue and white quilt hung on the wall near me, times when human beings had shown endurance and nobility in the face of difficulty...but did I want to take a chance that I could screw things up?

Shaking my head resolutely, I took the three books in my arms to the checkout desk and headed home.

Raggles greeted me with typical Jack Russel enthusiasm, bounding against my legs and almost managing to bop me on the chin with his highest leaps. Laughing, I couldn’t deny him a few more tosses of the ol’ tennis ball before finally settling down and fixing us some supper: a sandwich and Coke for me, a chicken leg quarter for him. We ate in companionable silence, though my mind was churning with anticipation.

I had been touched by something otherworldly, something that shouldn’t even exist. Something straight from the Voyager novels I enjoyed so much. I was ready to enter that world again. No history, no deep thoughts, no moral dilemmas, just simple escapism.

At least, that’s what I thought.

Settling comfortably in my chair, the book on my lap, I opened it and, taking a deep breath, put the glasses on.

Again I was immersed into Voyager’s world...again I was Voyager.

Atmos and I swooped through the sky in pursuit of the chimeras who had stolen Queen Sarai’s Jewel of Office.

“Here we go again!” said Atmos. “Couldn’t we have been a little less successful at defeating that Trogledale last year?”

“Oh, Atmos!” I cried, the wind stinging my eyes, my hands buried in his warm, light feathers. “You know you love this!”

Atmos squawked something unintelligible but possibly rude in response, and I laughed. “Maybe this time...“

And suddenly, with an abruptness that completely stole my breath, I was elsewhere.

I stood in a small bedroom lit only by the yellow glow of a bedside oil lamp and the soft light radiating from a small fireplace in one wall. The rush of wind was gone, replaced by a thick and heavy silence; the only sound was an intermittent pop from the fire, which lent only a little warmth to the chilly room, and the sound of ragged breathing from the figure in the bed.

Blinking, shaking my head, I stumbled, almost falling to the wooden planks of the floor. The person on the bed stirred.

It was a woman, very old, face wreathed in lines, surrounded by deep layers of quilts and dwarfed by the huge pillows supporting her in a half-sitting position. On her lap lay an open journal, a fountain pen on the quilt beside her apparently having fallen from her fingers.

Her eyes met mine. “Stephen!” she breathed.

I stepped back. Everything about her reverberated within me, as if her voice had plucked a single chord deep within me. I couldn’t breathe. “How...how...“ was all I could manage, my voice sounding rough in the quiet room.

The woman didn’t rise, but her eyes were alight with more than the gleam from the lamplight, golden on her unbound silver hair. “Oh, Stephen,” she said. “It is true. Your first, my last. It’s true.”

“Am I...is this real?” I said, even as I spoke feeling my self in this room. Not as Voyager. As me. “I’m really here? You can see me?”

A dry chuckle. “See you, Stephen. Hear you. Feel you.” She stretched out a hand.

Cautiously I stepped forward. My fingers trembled as they moved toward hers, though my gaze did not leave her face, her eyes.

Our fingers touched. My hand enveloped hers...her soft, smooth skin, the bones like a bird’s bones in her frail hand. Her eyes closed, and when they opened again, they were bright with tears. “Oh, Stephen,” she said, and with her words I knew that she knew me, deeply.

I moved forward and sat on the edge of the bed, still holding her hand. “Who are you?” I whispered, searching her face for some feature I would recognize.

“Oh, love,” she said, her voice colored with despair, “you yourself told me it would be this way. That I would see you one more time, and that you wouldn’t know me. But Stephen...oh I know you. I know you. I’ve missed you. My heart.”

I shook my head, unable to speak. She blinked, one tear escaping and running down her soft, lined cheek. “I didn’t realize how much this would hurt.”

Instinctively I lifted my hand to brush the tear from that silky cheek, and she caught my hand with her free hand. “I am Lily Jordan, Stephen. Lily Jordan. You told me to tell you to look for me. You told me to tell you that this time. This last time.”

“I will,” I said, speaking through a dry throat. “But where should I look?”

She shook her head. “That I can’t tell you, love. You have magics in your world. Magics I can’t begin to comprehend.” With one finger she touched the earpiece of the glasses.

“Can’t you give me a...a starting point?” I asked, already desperate with desire for what I had to do, what I knew I must do.

“Your starting point,” she said, “is the knowledge that you were successful. Oh, Stephen!” she cried, clutching my hand in both of hers. “I tried for all those years to reach your world, to reach you. There was once, when I thought I had pierced the veil between us. I thought I saw you. I told...“ she stopped. “But I mustn’t. It’s too late for me. That time is gone now. My time is gone. But yours for us, love, is only beginning.” Her eyes were on my face, eager and bittersweet, absorbing my every feature.

I didn’t know what to say. I could only look at her. I didn’t know her, I was sure of that, and yet...everything about her called to me, to an inner part of me that I hadn’t known existed. “Lily,” I said, tasting her name, savoring it.

She closed her eyes again. Her breathing was labored. “That’s what I wanted,” she said, “to hear my name from your mouth one more time. Just once more.” She pulled a deep, shuddering breath that seemed to rattle to the core of her. “And now,” she said, “I must finish this, so that you’ll find me.” She gestured to the journal on the quilt over her lap and picked up the fountain pen. It had leaked dark ink onto the blue and white quilt, but Lily didn’t seem to notice. “You...you can leave now, Stephen. I don’t want you to see this...this ending.”

“No, Lily,” I said. “Please...tell me a little more, give me some more hints...a clue! I can’t find you if I don’t know where to look!”

“You will find me,” she said. “You did.” Her smile was unbelievably tender. Then she reached up and took the glasses from my face.

“No!”

I was back in my living room, the glasses lying on the open book before me. Raggles stood looking at me quizzically.

Desperately, my eyes flew to the open book. There, in between the pages of the novel, was a loose sheet, obviously torn from a bound journal. It was yellowed with age and the words on it had been written in fountain pen, in a neat though shaky script. I had turned the page in the Voyager book and my eyes had fallen on this! Without the glasses on, I read the page:

This the last words from the pen and trembling hand of Lily Jordan, on the day of my dying at 90 years old in the year of our Lord 1908.

The day we met, me at the age of 30, my love and my heart, Stephen Newman, did tell me that he would return to me on the day of my death, and that he would not then know me. The testimony of these pages declares the many efforts I made to bring us together before that could occur.

Now his words have come to fulfillment, and I can die in peace, though God knows I would that there could be a different end to our story for me. I know what I must do now, and what I must ask of Marcus, though he will little understand. So in my ending I set in motion the forces that will bring you to me, Stephen, my love, my heart. I hope that you will find our time together worthwhile...as I did, Stephen.

Forevermore Yours


It was signed with a stylized drawing of a lily.

I stood, the paper clutched in my trembling fingers, my head pounding with the accustomed headache brought on by the use of the glasses. I had to find Lily Jordan. I didn’t care what she’d said...once I was with her, I would never leave. I had to find the journal from which this page had been torn, read it with the glasses on, and reach her. I had to get that journal into my hands.

But how?

To be continued...

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December 25, 2006

Merry Christmas to All



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December 23, 2006

Happy Holidays to All



Much love to all my Monkbots.

Posts will be scarce over the next week as I'm visiting with family over Christmas.

I hope you all have a wonderful holiday season.

You're all in my heart, thoughts, and prayers.

Shelley

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December 22, 2006

It's Shake and Bake...and I Helped



Gray is selling new "Modern Whomp" t-shirts to promote his site.

And guess who created the design?

ME!

So...go buy some.

(I'll be working on a new design this weekend...so be sure to check back later, too.)

Merry Christmas.

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Hooray for Hollybot!



Traveling Monkbot Journeys to Hollywood
Text and Photos by Mind Doc
Photography Assistant: Mr. Doc

I was just about to send Monkbot on his merry way, when I realized that I was scheduled to work at a clinic that is near Hollywood later in the week. I was struck by the Monkbot potential in this visit. Shelley gave permission for me to take the little feller for a ride and so off we went to Hollywood. Before the Hollywood visit, I was at another clinic and found this great view.



I do not know much about the dinosaurs, but I seem to remember at least one of them being in Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure. The thematic requirement fulfilled, Monkbot poses in the freezing wind just long enough to get the shot, but avoid getting eaten. The website says, “From the interstate highway, the uncommon view of two giant dinosaurs, on an arid plain surrounded by mountains, is an irresistible magnet. But tourists are not the only ones compelled to stop. Well within L.A.'s convenient day-drive sphere, the Cabazon dinos became media darlings in the 1980s, appearing in everything from Coke commercials to rock videos to the film "Pee Wee's Big Adventure." They were built by Claude Bell, who ran the Wheel Inn on I-10. Claude took 11 years to build Dinny, a giant apatosaurus and arguably the largest dinosaur in America.”

I like that there is a giant slide built into the T-Rex’s tail, a fact that I did not know.

After work, I go to Hollywood, which is a short drive away. Mr. Doc volunteers to help out with the photos, as my previous photo-partner is in Scotland. The first stop is the famed Hollywood sign.



This was a remarkably tough shot to get. Too far away and there were scads of telephone wires and lethal traffic (the best shots were from the middle of busy streets). Too close and there were damned trees and hills. A helpful dog-walker suggested a vantage point and voila!

If there is one landmark that says "Hollywood" to the world - literally! - it is the famous Hollywood Sign, perched high atop Mount Lee, the tallest peak in L.A. The sign measures 450 feet long, its mammoth letters are 45 feet high, and it's visible from all parts of Hollywood. Erected in 1923 as an advertising sign for a real estate development in Beachwood Canyon, the sign originally read "Hollywoodland." The last four letters were removed in 1945, after Hollywood had become the world's movie capital, and the sign had already become a well-known landmark. (In fact, it's been officially declared "Los Angeles Cultural-Historical Monument #111.")

Who knew that they have a webcam?

We figure we have enough time to get another couple of shots. The next stop is the Kodak Theater, where the American Idol finale was held. It is situated right next to Mann’s Chinese Theater and is on the Walk of Fame.



Finally, we stop at the CBS Studios, where the American Idol television show was taped. Imagine a long queue of people waving Soul Patrol and Taylor Hicks signs, laughing and thoroughly enjoying themselves. We are shooed off – sheesh! No pictures are allowed to be taken on the property, by edict of the gate guard. I believe him to be a fascist. I back off to the driveway. The gate guard looks at me suspiciously, and I wonder nervously if they have tazers in the guard shack. I retreat to the van. We quickly get the shot, with little or no finesse. (insert whispered conversation consisting of “hurry! Just get it out of the window! I am, I am!”)



So, Monkbot is off to his next destination, antenna and visor intact. Not even scratched. The bubble wrap is looking a little tattered, though. Fond regards from this faction of the Monkbot Division.

Signing off!!

Woo Hooo!!! Five thousand Monkbot points to Rowan, Mind Doc, and Mr. Doc for all their hard work and sacrifice! This was a GREAT installment of Traveling Monkbot!

FYI...Traveling Monkbot has ALREADY reached his new foster home. Who has him? What will happen?

To be continued...


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December 21, 2006

Please, Stop Me from Doing This

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After getting little-to-no sleep last night...I'm really punchy, folks.

I just got the e-mail from "Taylor Hicks" about voting for the Soul Patroller with the most soul (see above image).

Um...does anyone else but me think this is a HORRIBLE idea?

Don't these marketing people read the boards? Don't they see...and quake at...the back-biting and ugliness?

Why on earth do they want to promote MORE competition within the walls of the Soul Patrol? More petty jealousies? More snarkiness? More division?

This cannot end up well.

As my own small way of protesting this and showing the utter ridiculousness of the project, I want...oh so badly...to post this as my image...



Please talk me out of this and save me from myself.

I pray I get sleep tonight. I really need it.

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It's 1 A.M. and I Can't Sleep...

So, I'm surfing YouTube because it's windy outside and Sadie is barking at the drop of every pine cone and leaf.

And I found another fine vid of the guy who brought us this classic.



For whatever reason...this also impressed the crud out of me.



And then I watched this response video to the one above and sat slack-jawed. But the best part is to go to the page this video is on and read the responses.



Please...in the name of all that's good and right in the world...let me get some sleep.

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As Someone Who Has Played This Song a Gazillion Times...



This totally cracked me up. I dedicate this post to my brothers, Beau, Ben, and Coop...who have all played bass clef.

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Traveling Monkbot Journeys to Dundee


Please follow my train of thought behind the above video.

I was going to post a picture of Desperate Dan, since Traveling Monkbot is pictured below with his statue in Dundee. However, in my search for just the right image, I came across this picture and realized there was a group called Lieutenant Pigeon who had recorded a song called "Desperate Dan." (There is also a band called Desperate Dan...but they weren't as much fun.)

So, I went to YouTube in search of Lieutenant Pigeon and came across the video above for their song "Good-bye," but no "Desperate Dan" video.

But it really wouldn't have mattered. Within the first 10 seconds of the above video...I was laughing hysterically and had absolutely no choice but to post it.

Anyway...on to what matters...



Monkbot Makes It to Dundee
Text by Rowan
Photos by Mind Doc


Dundee I: This photo shows Monkbot perched cheekily on the rolled up comic book belonging to local hero, Desperate Dan. Dundee, which sits on the banks of the river Tay, is the home of the D.C. Thomson publishing house, responsible for a myriad of high-profile comics in Scotland, and the UK. Dan first appeared in the Dandy comic in 1938. Although he is a tough son of the Wild West, his Cactusville landscape is thinly veiled as Dundee. The city of Dundee had this very large bronze tribute to Dan set up in the city square a few years back, as he has been the delight of generations of local comic readers. I am sending the link to the Dundee webcam, where you can see him in situ.



In this photo, Desperate Dan wears a deeply pissed expression, as he has noticed a small interloper having the temerity to hitch a ride on his latest issue, which he is speeding home to read, along with his lunch of cow pie. This contained a whole be-pastried cow with the horns left sticking out. Childhood memories return, of wishing for a slice of cow pie!



This photo shows Monkbot in the railway station, perched on the windowsill of the station bar, which offers "anti-freeze solutions" to frostbitten travellers stamping their numb toes on the platform. Those like myself, a bit suspicious of fellow-travellers who indulge in alcohol-fests during the daytime, hang around outside and take pictures of the bar's auspicious name. Perhaps Tay Tay himself will grace it with his presence, order a beer, and answer the time-honoured local greeting at this time of year, "Gie wiz a sang, laddie."



Here is Monkbot perched amongst the penguins outside the impressive City Churches building, which houses the lovely Steeple Church. There has been a church on the site since the Twelvth Century, and part of the original tower still exists.

Monkbot is jiggling along in the company of a string of bronze penguins, part of the extended metaphor of Dundee as the "City of Discovery." Famous polar explorer and scientist Captain Robert Falcon Scott had his ship "Discovery" built in Dundee, and it stands anchored in the harbour now, visited by tourists entranced by his tale of unfeasibly "gung-ho" British bravado and ill-fated "derring-do." This led to him freezing to death in a tent in an Antarctic snowstorm in 1904. He took ponies.. they sunk into the snow, and the guys hauled the sledges themselves...Brrr. No duck-down and microfibre for them, just hand-knitted balaclavas and ex-army parkas. The Norwegian rival Amundsen, who got to the South Pole first, and home safely, used Husky dogs. Hmmmm.

Anyways...the 1940s film, "Scott of the Antarctic" is one of my all-time faves. The composer Ralph Vaughan Williams wrote a breathtaking score, "Sinfonia Antarctica" to accompany it.

Will Traveling Monkbot make it back to the U.S.? Will he ever be the same since he's become a world traveler? Where is his next destination?

To be continued...


Seriously...y'all didn't think I was going let us leave Scotland without a little BCR, did ya?




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December 20, 2006

Find Me and Follow Me...Traveling Monkbot Makes His Way to Edinburgh

In honor of Traveling Monkbot making it to Scotland...a little Franz Ferdinand.


Edinburgh – The Jewel in Scotland’s Crown
Text and Photos by Mind Doc
Photography Assistant: Rowan


I had heard many times of how beautiful Edinburgh is. It truly is – it is lovely and has an intimate feel to it. It has been described as one of the most beautiful cities in Europe, and I would have to agree.

However, the first stop was more mundane than sublime. Off of Princes’ Street are these small alleys where there are pubs and small shops. We ducked in for lunch at Oliver’s and enjoyed a hot, inexpensive pub lunch. There is nothing like hot soup
and steak pie on a cold afternoon.



Steak and Guiness Pie with chips and soup. Yum! Note the tomato ketchup and the brown sauce. I have not figured out what it exactly is -- Rowan says that it is a staple to put on chips. It has tamarind in it. Interesting taste...I was going to ask the rather strapping young men hanging around the pub to pose with Monkbot, but I was afraid that Rowan would literally have expired from embarrassment.

Edinburgh is a great city to wander around in. Monkbot seemed to have some spiritual affinity for the place, and it was easy to see why...



This is a picture outside of Waverly Station. It is one of the main train stations in the city. As we came out of the station, we could hear bagpipes playing. This is the piper. Behind him, you can make out the city skyline a bit. The skyline is fairy-tale beautiful. You can just make out Edinburgh Castle to the right. It is perched atop the highest point in the city. Formidable, indeed.



The National Gallery of Scotland was surprising. It is small, but mighty. It is home to Scotland's greatest collection of European paintings and sculpture from the Renaissance to Post-Impressionism periods, and is one of the very finest galleries of its size in the world. It opened to the public in 1859. There were pieces by Van Dyck Gauguin, Velázquez, El Greco, Titian, and Raphael. Botticelli's Virgin Adoring the Sleeping Christ Child was literally breathtaking. Rembrandt’s self-portrait was a complete surprise. I think that is what I will remember about the gallery – it is
remarkably unassuming. You just walk around the corner and there is something that makes you stop in your tracks – awestruck.



Edinburgh Castle puts to rest all the ideas of fairy tale castles. It looks like a fortress – you can see why the castle never fell. Apparently, it has surrendered because the defenders ran out of food, but never was taken by force. It is massive. It looks like a stone dragon, perched on a crag. The guard at Edinburgh Castle was initially a bit concerned about letting us perch a monkey on the wall – in fact, she looked at us with a jaundiced eye. She soon got into the spirit of the adventure and suggested a much better view, which you see here.



Here is Monkbot at the cannons. At one o’clock each afternoon a cannon fires (but not one of these) – these are just your standard repel-the-invader cannons.



This is the Scottish National War Memorial. We could not take pictures inside, but I liked the outside as well. When you come around the corner and see it, you are immediately struck with the stern beauty of the architecture. I was almost scared to go inside, because it is very solemn.



So, Monkbot made it through to the UK in one piece, despite the fact that I was questioned by customs each and every time regarding why I had a robotic monkey in my bag. I was airy about it, as if everyone does it. Why WOULDN’T I be carrying a cymbal-crashing, antenna-wearing monkey? It seemed to work. I found this attitude to be very helpful in general and recommend it highly to anyone who takes the next leg of the journey.

Tomorrow...on to Dundee...(which, incidentally, is the name of Shelley's first dog...a beautiful male collie)


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December 19, 2006

London Calling...Traveling Monkbot Jumps the Pond


When we last left our intrepid little Traveling Monkbot...he was stranded in the Atlanta airport with some suspicious-looking primates. Read on to see if he made the leap across the pond to the UK.


London, Baybee, London
Text and Photos by Mind Doc

(Click on any image to enlarge)

London is a great city. Rowan and I hit Heathrow and found it really easy to navigate. The Underground has a station right there in the terminal. It is about an hour by train to our first destination, Bloomsbury.



This is the famous Fleet Street, home of publishing and journalism. Fleet Street is named after the Fleet River, one of the many rivers that now flow beneath London's streets to the Thames. Running eastward from the Strand toward Ludgate Hill and St. Paul’s, Fleet Street was once synonymous with Britain's national daily and Sunday newspapers. Monkbot seemed perfectly at home here.



The playwrights William Shakespeare and Ben Jonson were once patrons at the old Mitre Tavern, now No. 37 Fleet Street. Samuel Pepys and Dr. Samuel Johnson drank at the Devil's Tavern, at No. 1, and Dr. Johnson was also a regular of the most famous of Fleet Street's taverns, Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese. Parts of this building, set on the corner with Wine Office Court, date back to 1667, when the tavern was rebuilt after the Great Fire. It is one of the few pubs in London to have retained the 18th century arrangement of small rooms with fireplaces, tables and benches. Dr. Johnson's association with "the Cheese" made the tavern a place of pilgrimage for many 19th century literary figures including Mark Twain and Charles Dickens.

A wander through the streets of London leads to St. Paul’s Cathedral.



A Cathedral dedicated to St Paul has overlooked the City of London since 604 AD, a constant reminder to this great commercial centre of the importance of the spiritual side of life. The current Cathedral – the fourth to occupy this site – was designed by the court architect Sir Christopher Wren and built between 1675 and 1710 after its predecessor was destroyed in the Great Fire of London. Its architectural and artistic importance reflect the determination of the five monarchs who oversaw its building that London’s leading church should be as beautiful and imposing as their private palaces.

As the Cathedral of the capital city, St Paul’s is the spiritual focus for the nation. This is where people and events of overwhelming importance to the country have been celebrated, mourned and commemorated since the first service took place in 1697.

This is a view from the back of the Cathedral – St. Paul’s Churchyard, I think. I have looked and looked to see what it is called. Suffice it to say, the lions are fab. The cathedral is to your left and what looks like a smaller chapel to your right.



Off to the Tower of London …

I don’t know what I expected – but I guess I thought that the Tower would be …um … a tower. It is more like a compound.

Monkbot was persuaded to pose with a Beefeater (who was a great guide, btw), but this picture had more gravitas, it seems. The Jewel House, unsurprisingly, houses the Crown Jewels. Let’s just say that there were some big, big sparkley jewels there. Scepters for everyone!



This view is leaving the Tower. You can see the Tower Bridge (Rowan’s favorite) in the background. We had to fend off the famous Ravens of the Tower to get the shot, as they seemed really interested in Monkbot. They kept looking at him with their beady bird eyes, covetously, I thought. Seven ravens are in permanent residence in the Tower of London; their wings are clipped, so they can't fly away. A superstition from the time of Charles II claims that when there are no longer ravens in the Tower, both the White Tower and the kingdom will fall.



A final shot of the Tower Bridge. You can see that it is getting cold and dark, even though it is only about three in the afternoon. Rowan just about froze in place as I got the shot. She might have started to make pathetic sounds right about now, but I was determined to get the best shot.



Next stop, Edinburgh!

Will Traveling Monkbot have to fend off more ravens? Will he bring home a hunky Beefeater to marry Shelley?

Tune in tomorrow...

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December 18, 2006

The More Things Change...The More I Get Upset

I'm an adult. Gone are the days of my youth. My time in the sun has passed and made way for a new generation to enjoy their carefree and fun years.

But, dammit, I hate that!

And what I hate even more is when something I loved as a kid is practically bastardized in order to market people who weren't even born when Diana and Charles wed...or when the Challenger exploded...or when MTV was cool.

A few weeks back, I Googled Holly Hobbie (I can't even remember why...probably for some image to include in an e-mail or to make a point or something)...anyway, instead of the sweet, demure, bonneted, subtle Holly Hobbie of my youth (my cousin even had the board game)...I came across this. Sure, it's still sweet...but it's not Holly Hobbie.

I mean...what on earth was wrong with keeping her looking like an extra from "Little House on the Prairie"? Wasn't that the whole point? She wasn't "modern" when I was a kid...why should she be now?

Anyway...I didn't make mention of it then (or maybe I did...I don't remember)...but I had to bring it up today since I found an article about the modernization of two other iconic characters...Betty and Veronica.

I realize these characters have been around for 60 years and that this isn't their first makeover. But I think it's their worst.

Click on the image at the top of this post to enlarge it. Notice how the earlier renditions of Betty and Veronica were simple and clean...the new image (on the right) looks like Betty and Veronica meet Aeon Flux.

I really am unhappy about this. (However, Archie has received an update, too...and he is looking FINE, which is also pretty disturbing because his appeal was never his looks.)

So, to celebrate the Betty and Veronica from the days of Yore...I found this little clip. Oddly enough, Taylor Hicks makes a cameo appearance about midway in. I think they must have filmed this in a mall during Easter.



And for those of you who didn't know, the original "Sugar Sugar" actually wasn't recorded by a band of cartoon characters...it was recorded by our very own Gray Charles and his brothers, John, George, and Ringo. Be sure to note the nifty ear monitors. Oh...and watch at the end when Gray pulls a total Milli Vanilli.

I love the hair, Gray...you sexy beast.


Sorry for the random "Be careful who you trust" clip at the end. I guess it means we shouldn't trust Gray...but then, with those lapels and that polyester suit...why SHOULD we trust him?

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Traveling Monkbot Goes to Vegas, Baby...Vegaaaaassss!



Prepare yourselves, folks, this week we gots lots of travel shots from our furry little friend.

In the past few weeks, Mind Doc has schlepped him practically around the world and back, capturing the adventure along the way.

Documentation of this leg of the trip begins in Las Vegas...


Starting Out
Text and Photos by Mind Doc

Once upon a time, I went to a website – graycharles.com.

While I was there, I made many new friends.

I made a friend who lives in Scotland, and she invited me to come and visit her sometime. The planets aligned, I got a great airfare and time off of work, and so off to Scotland I went. Life is funny, sometimes.

When I heard about the Traveling Monkbot Project, I asked Shelley if she thought that Traveling Monkbot would like to go to the UK, and she allowed as she thought that he would.

There was a great amount of discussion about whether to carry TM on or pack him. My husband was worried that I would not be able to explain why there was a robotic monkey in my bag, I was worried that he would get smashed if I put him in my luggage. My brother-in-law’s words “think burly guys throwing luggage around” kept echoing in my head.

I decided to carry him on.

The trip started out in Las Vegas, where Traveling Monkbot did enjoy a quick go at the machines in the airport...though he left his antenna in the luggage for ease of packing.



At the Atlanta Airport, Traveling Monkbot was pleased to see a display of his progenitors. It seems that there are a lot of toys made in Atlanta.




Do the planets stay aligned?

Will Traveling Monkbot make it to the UK?

Or will "burly guys" throw him from the plane into the ocean?

Tune in tomorrow...same Monkbot time...same Monkbot blog...to find out!


To be continued...

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Special International Travel Caveat: I know I said I was limiting each person to seven pictures...but since this leg of the trip went through different states AND countries...I decided to bend the rule a bit and allow seven pictures per city. It was the least I could do since Traveling Monkbot practically had to sit on Mind Doc's lap for hours and hours on board a plane...right? Plus, I figured...the more pictures...the more fun. So, to be fair...if anyone else takes TM out of the country...he or she is granted more than seven pictures to run.


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December 17, 2006

God Bless Us, Every One

I try with all my might to fight the fangirl raging within.

But then there are times...times when pictures like the one below come to the surface...and I'm left...mouth agape...and eyes agog...and I think...truly the world is a beautiful place.

You may voice your appreciation of this photo...but absolutely no o_n__ns, th_ds, sq__s...or, something I read in GC chat last week and almost gagged...p_t_t__s.

Keep it clean and respectable.

Link to the AOL Sessions here. (Thanks for info, Ivoryhut.)


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Monkbot Holiday Recipe Exchange


Between all our Southern cuisine, HicksChick4Soul's Goop, Squeebee's Ukranian goodies, and Ivoryhut's lurvely gift box to me of scrumptious Filipino treats (which may NOT make it home to Biloxi as I originally intended)...I thought this might be a good time of year to share our favorite holiday or family recipes.

Be sure to include all ingredients and amounts and directions!

My mouth is watering already at what y'all will come up with.

(Um...no fruitcake recipes allowed.)

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Shelley's Candied Peanuts
These are easy and tasty and cheap to make!

2 cups shelled raw peanuts (leave the hulls, they make the finished nuts a pretty red color)
1 cup granulated sugar
1/2 cup water
Salt to taste
Shortening

Dump the peanuts, sugar, and water in a shortening-greased skillet and cook until thick and gooey (this takes a little time...keep burner on medium heat). Spread out over a cookie sheet and salt lightly. Bake at 300 degrees for 15 minutes. Stir (this may seem awkward...stirring on a cookie sheet...but bascially you are moving the nuts around so there aren't any wet spots). Bake another 15 minutes. Remove from oven and let cool. You may need to add a smidgen more salt...but taste before adding!

Enjoy!

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December 15, 2006

Spreading Monkbot Holiday Cheer

I know we've all gotten these "Getting To Know You" e-mails from friends.

Well...I got this one from my mom today and thought it had just the right mix of sentiment and generic questions so that we could share about ourselves...without giving away any details too telling for an online vehicle.

So...just for fun...here are my "Getting To Know You" answers...

1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate?
Hot Chocolate

2. Does Santa wrap presents or just set them under the tree?
Both

3. Colored or white lights on the tree and/or house?
Colored lights on the tree. We've never put lights on our house.

4. Do you hang mistletoe?
No, but I once stubbed my toe on a missile. Does that count?

5. When do you put your decorations up?
The day before any company arrives.

6. What is your favorite holiday dish (excluding dessert)?
At Easter it was G'ma Millie's gumbo. For Thanksgiving and Christmas, it has to be squash casserole.

7. Favorite holiday memory as a child:
I didn't have memories when I was a child...I was too young. My favorite memory now from my childhood is every Christmas morning...running past the living room with my eyes covered so as not to ruin any surprise until I could go wake up my folks and my brothers. Another good memory was sitting with Mom on this old itchy gold and brown flowered couch in the living room with all the lights out except the tree lights and listening to the light filaments tinkle and "sing" to us.

8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa?
What truth? What do you mean?
(Actually, it was when I had to help Mom make a castle for my brother, Beau...and it ended up coming from "Santa" the next morning.)

9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve?
No...never!

10. How do you decorate your Christmas tree?
With just me and my mom because all the guys skate out the door once the lights are on. Ha!

11. Snow! Love it or dread it?
What is this "snow" you speak of?

12. Can you ice skate?
I tried once...and...no.

13. Do you remember your favorite gift?
My bamboo hanging chair (which I still have). I had asked for it for YEARS before I finally got it. Other favorites are the dollhouse that Dad made for me when I was 2 and my Cherry doll with all the clothes my mom made for her. Oh...and my Shaun Cassidy album and Alice in Wonderland record player...and my innertube trampoline and moon shoes...and the stilts my dad made for me and painted my name on in red down the front of each one.

14. What's the most important thing about the holidays for you?
Christ our Lord and family

15. What is your favorite holiday dessert?
The cookies Mom and I would make and then frost...and slap the boys away from until we could get them all made. Ha.

16. What is your favorite holiday tradition?
Loo looo looooo lo lo lo looooo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo. (This has to do with my brother, Ben. We're kind of freaks.)

17. What tops your tree?
An angel playing the violin that my Aunt Lyn gave me years ago.

18. Which do you prefer, giving or receiving?
Giving...by FAR!

19. What is your favorite Christmas song?
Silent Night

20. Candy Canes! Yuck or yum?
Meh

Now it's your turn.

Copy the questions below, paste them in the comment box, and fill in your answers!

1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate?

2. Does Santa wrap presents or just set them under the tree?

3. Colored or white lights on the tree and/or house?

4. Do you hang mistletoe?

5. When do you put your decorations up?

6. What is your favorite holiday dish (excluding dessert)?

7. Favorite holiday memory as a child:

8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa?

9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve?

10. How do you decorate your Christmas tree?

11. Snow! Love it or dread it?

12. Can you ice skate?

13. Do you remember your favorite gift?

14. What's the most important thing about the holidays for you?

15. What is your favorite holiday dessert?

16. What is your favorite holiday tradition?

17. What tops your tree?

18. Which do you prefer, giving or receiving?

19. What is your favorite Christmas song?

20. Candy Canes! Yuck or yum?

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Put Your Monkbot Presents Under the Christmas Tree

Are we ready for the first ever Monkbot eGift Exchange!?

Below is the list of who is "shopping" for whom. Put your message and "gift" in the comment section of this post.

And don't forget to "buy" something for Taylor and Gray!
  1. NOLAgirl is buying for Squeebee
  2. Double D is buying for Claire
  3. Shelley is buying for Mind Doc
  4. Shrewspeaks is buying for Libby
  5. Squeebee is buying for Texan
  6. Claire is buying for Double D
  7. Holeigh is buying for Bamaborntxbred
  8. Mind Doc is buying for Holeigh
  9. Texan is buying for Ivoryhut
  10. Leejolem is buying for Baby Duck
  11. Bamaborntxbred is buying for Rowan
  12. Libby is buying for Quossum
  13. Ivoryhut is buying for NOLAgirl
  14. Jax is buying for Shelley
  15. Rowan is buying for Jax
  16. Quossum is buying for Leejolem
  17. Baby Duck is buying for Shrewspeaks
Merry Christmas!

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December 14, 2006

Monkbot eGift Exchange

Tex had a wonderful idea for celebrating Christmas...Monkbot style.

A Monkbot eGift Exchange!

This is how it works. Everyone who wants to participate should say so in the comment section of this post. By 7 p.m. Thursday, we should have everyone's name in the hat who is participating.

I will then take the list of names, number each name, and print two copies of the list. I'll cut one of the lists into separate slips of paper (each slip holding one name). I'll fold these slips separately and drop them in a hat, bowl, or on the floor. I then will randomly pick up the slips and, as I do, will write a number on the back...until all numbers in the list are used. Then I'll unfold the slips and see who they match up with. Finally, I'll post who is "shopping" for whom Thursday night.

You will go online to find your assigned Monkbot a great gift. And the best part is...you don't have to spend a dime!

On Friday, I'll put up a Christmas Tree post for you to put your gift under.

To give a gift, just find an image that would make a great present for your Monkbot buddy and put a nice message to them in the comments as to why this image made you think of them. (Be sure to include a link to your image...remember to use your all-important html skills!)

For instance, if I were to "draw" Quossum's name...I'd say something like:

Dear Quossum,

You have brought so much joy to my Taylor-Hicks experience that you're like one of those warm and cozy quilts you create! To show my Monkbot love...here is your gift!

Merry Christmas!

Love, Shelley

And, because we're all about the Taylor and Gray lurve here...everyone can feel free to find "gifts" for these wonderful guys, too. Just be sure to put a message and link in your post.

That's it!

Who's game?!

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Oh...don't forget to check out the newest installment of our Monkbot Progressive Story below.

Bamaborntxbred has really sunk her teeth into the story. Things are heatin' up!

Also, I've put a permanent link to the Progressive Story in the right-hand column, so folks can find it a little easier.

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And this has nothing to do with our gift exchange, but information about Taylor on Go Fish just went up at Gray's this morning...and I think it's about the coolest thing ever...had to share...Go Fish and Soul Patrol! (Be sure to check out the behind-the-scenese clips while you're at Go Fish.)

How funny would it be if we all submitted questions and said, "I'm So & So...with the Soul Patrol/Monkbot Division. My questions is.....? Viva le Monkbot!"

Get up close and personal with Taylor Hicks

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December 13, 2006

Monkbot Raises Three and a Half Antennas to "Taylor Hicks"


Creating an album is, in itself, a monumental task. But creating an album in a mere six weeks following a summer-long tour while trying to create a unique sound that pleases a fan base of thousands, meets the controlling restraints of producers and executives, and fulfills your own desires as an artist is unheard of.

But, despite all these conditions placed upon Taylor Hicks and his self-titled debut album, which landed on shelves this week, the 12 tracks (plus bonus) should be considered a success.

The Album
Largely, Hicks achieved what he set out to do...put together an interesting and entertaining album with an old-school feel and a contemporary pop sensibility. Certainly there are a couple of songs...“The Runaround” and “The Right Place”…that immediately take hold of the listener and beg the repeat mode be clicked on the ol’ iPod. The rest of the album, however, needs to breathe a little for deeper appreciation.

On a second listen...“Heaven Knows” and “Just to Feel That Way” become clear standouts along with the impressive “Runaround” and “Right Place.” And Hicks' remakes of his originals…“Soul Thing,” “The Deal,” and the bonus track “Hell of a Day”…are also a lot of fun and very well done.

That’s not to say there aren’t problems with this album…problems that might mean harsh words from media critics. Though Hicks’ vocals are solid throughout the entire album… some of the songs don’t offer quite enough opportunity for his distinct and quirky personality to shine through. Several songs rely on what comes across as preset synthesized percussion and keyboard...which definitely detracts from the organic quality of what Hicks offers. However, where real instruments are used, the results are truly captivating.

The album as a whole probably won’t capture any Grammys, and I’ll venture to guess that the critics at large will pan the work…if for no other reason than most critics are music elitists who would refuse to admit that Hicks set their toes a tappin’ with a few jewels on this album. However, the strength this album has is its potential to drawn more fans for Taylor Hicks. If folks outside of the Soul Patrol can move past the “squareness” so many seem to associate with Hicks from his stint on American Idol and open themselves up to at least listening to the album… few will be able to deny the appeal of more than a handful of these songs.

As for the aesthetics of the album art… the photographs are beautiful and, other than the slightly cheesy “diner” font used for the album title, the overall look is great. However, one major oversight is that there are no lyrics written in the liner notes. All albums featuring vocals should include lyrics. If the words are important enough to put to music…they are important enough to put on paper.

The Tracks
A long-standing guide I use in determining whether or not I will purchase an album is that, before I plunk down my hard-earned cash, an album must have at least three songs that I am drawn to. “Taylor Hicks” certainly meets my guidelines. But I didn’t know this until Tuesday, when I downloaded the album from iTunes. Up until that point, I had only heard “The Runaround” and, truth be told, absolutely loved it. I had made a point to not read track names and I also hadn’t read any reviews or thoughts on the album…so that my first listen would be pristine and without bias.

So, when I climbed in my car Tuesday morning after downloading the album and setting my iPod to play the album straight through…I was as wide-eyed as a newborn.

The album was bookended well…with “Runaround” jump-starting the list and “The Right Place” rounding things out…but I question some of the other song choices for this first album. “Give Me Tonight,” “Places I’ve Been,” and “The Maze” didn’t stand out as strong or particularly enjoyable, so their inclusion seems a little curious since at least one song (penned in collaboration with John Mayer) was left off the play list.

The Runaround *****
by Loren Goldberg and James Renald
It’s the driving force of the drum line that pumps this song along. Yes, “The Runaround” has a pop sensibility…but is far from the “pop” I’ve heard since the 1970s. This song has a very soulful backbeat and the punch of the horns breaths new life into an old style. I sang this in my car all the way to work Tuesday morning…sheer toe-tapping goodness. My only criticism would be that there is a shocking lack of harp.

Dream Myself Awake ***
by Rob Thomas
I didn’t dig “Dream Myself Awake” on the first listen, but the second listen was much better. I’m not a Rob Thomas fan…at all…but this song has some very nice qualities. With a beginning measure that brings “Midnight Train to Georgia” to mind, the song plods a little at the start but, once it picks up, is very enjoyable. I have to admit that Hicks’ drawl in this song brought out the fangirl out in me. (Oh, and I need to add that there is line in the song that Hicks delivers that is creasing my brain with familiarity. Does anyone hear something familiar when Hicks sings “I can’t get enough of you BAby”? It’s driving me crazy trying to place where I’ve heard that tune before…especially the “baby” part.)

Heaven Knows ****
by Cory Rooney, Makeba Riddick, Kara DioGuardi, Matt Serletic, Ray Charles, Warren Moore, Smokey Robinson, Robert Rogers, and Marvin Tarplin
Paying homage to Ray Charles, Hicks kicks this tune off with the familiar organ part to “What’d I Say” and the rest is just as fun. The layering in this song is brilliant…the creakin’ sax, the driving percussion, the gospel-like quality to the background vocals. There are a lot of nuances going on here…all groovin’ well together to create a great beat and a strong singability factor.

Gonna Move ***
by Paul Pena
This remake of the Paul Pena classic has a definite Robert Randolph feel…and though I appreciate Randolph’s talents…the repetition and heaviness of the bass line is way too structured for a song that's about ramblin’. There's too much of a push/pull between Hicks’ loose vocals and the music framework. It seems he’s trying to loosen it up…but he’s fighting the instruments…which are thumping out a steady beat. I tried hard to not compare it with Susan Tedeschi’s version and Hicks’ live version…but it was hard not to. Like “Dream Myself Awake,” this song does grow better on the second listen and I truly liked the playfulness of Hicks with the male background chorus. I just wish the song, on the whole, was more loose.

Wherever I Lay My Hat ***
by Marvin Gaye, Barrette Strong, and Norman Whitfield
I had never heard this song before…even though it’s a remake of a Marvin Gaye song. It has a definite “Forever Young” (Rod Stewart) feel and Hicks does a wonderful job with the vocals. I love how this song leaves his voice exposed…vulnerable…but I didn’t really enjoy the synthesized feel to the song. It comes off as a little over-produced.

Give Me Tonight *
by Matt Serletic, Kevin Kadish, Brandon Jane, Lea Crutchfield, Taylor Hicks, and Kara DioGuardi
This is going to be rough, folks, so hold on. I hate this song. From the electronic drumbeat to the unbelievably cheesy lyrics…this is not good. It’s like Lionel Richie trying to be a badass…just...yikes. Maybe my appreciation is stymied by the creepiness factor of a guy wanting a raunchy one-night stand with some hot chick he saw at a party…but I doubt it. I literally cringe when Hicks sings, “There was magic in the air…I was trying not to stare, but you caught me…you caught me COLD.” Geesh…for this we gave up a Mayer song? I was more than disappointed when I saw that Hicks co-wrote this. I’m just relieved some of his other original works (written on his own without collaboration) are on the album to show folks that “Give Me Tonight” is not solely indicative of what he is capable.

Just to Feel that Way ****
by Lindy Robbins, Jess Cates, and Emanuel Kiriakou
Now this song piqued my interest immediately. In it, Hicks sounds like he's stretching his singing chops…and it works beautifully. We may have lost the Mayer song on this album…but “Just to Feel that Way” has a Mayer vibe mixed with a little Marc Cohn. This is a beautiful song. It gets a little “big ballady” in parts, but overall it’s very nice…and very different from anything I’ve heard Hicks sing. I also enjoyed the sound of the strings (which may be synthesized…but they work). Well done.

The Maze **
by Anne Preven and Scott Cutler
I can’t get past the 1987 Casio keyboard sound at the beginning...sorry. Must…try…to move…past…this. Nothing about “The Maze” stood out to me….except the 1987 Casio keyboard sound at the beginning. Stripping this piece down to just a few instruments would have enhanced the overall mood of the song by allowing the vocals to emote instead of compete for attention. The song does grow stronger toward the end…still, wholly, it’s not a real keeper.

Places I’ve Been **
by Diane Warren
This song brings me to the same thoughts as I had for “The Maze”…less would be more. Ultimately, this is a bland piece that I’ve listened to now five or six times and still can’t recall.

Soul Thing ****
by Taylor Hicks
Now this is a great remix of a familiar song. If I was hearing this for first time…I’d be hooked. I love the original…but this one is fun and a nice change of pace, even if the guitar in the middle is a bit much. However, the breakdown after the guitar solo has a quirkiness factor that really drives it home.

The Deal ****
by Taylor Hicks
This is another great rerecord…even better than the original…by far. I not only love the organ in this piece…I like the sax solo (and, as most of y’all probably know by now…I generally don’t like sax solos). Plus, Hicks settles into this piece like he would into a well-worn pair of slippers. There’s a very comfortable and laid-back feeling surrounded by familiarity and warmth. I have a renewed sense of appreciation for "The Deal" now. Thank you, Mr. Hicks.

The Right Place *****
by Bryan Adams and Jim Vallance (written for Ray Charles to record before his death)
If for no other reason than this song…everybody should be a card-carrying member of the Soul Patrol. I absolutely am in love with “The Right Place.” The producers got it right on this one…a pared down song that features great lyrics, great music, great vocals, and lots of emotion. I wish the entire album could be this lovely. Hicks practically channels Ray Charles as he caresses this piece. Not only is Hicks sexy and soulful, his whiskey tenor shows a range that wasn’t explored in the album's other songs. He teases his audience in just the right places and hits them between the eyes in just the right spots. Plus…how many women out there would love to hear Hicks calling them “angel”? Um…sign me up. This song is perfect for the end of the album (at least the versions without the bonus track) because it shows the potential that Hicks has to express without all the hoopla of studio mixing and layering….and it gives us a taste of the direction his sophomore album could be heading.

Hell of a Day (Bonus Track) ****
by Taylor Hicks
This is another solid Hicks original. The re-record…with the added brass…didn’t do anything but enhance an already fantastic piece of work. I like the faster tempo and the added bridge. Plus, I actually think these vocals are among his strongest of the previous versions of this song that I’ve heard.

Overall…a great album…and one I will enjoy for a long time.




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December 12, 2006

Let's See...Something's Supposed to Happen Today....What Could It Be?

I know, I know...we're all filled with glee beyond comprehension that this day has finally come.

Taylor Hicks...the unassuming guy from Alabama who had us riveted to our televisions every Tuesday and Wednesday night last winter and spring...the guy who we emptied our bank accounts for to make sure he would win American Idol...the guy who had the biggest concert tour all summer (I think he was accompanied by a few other singers)...the guy who we all lurve...finally saw the fruits of all his hard work (and ours) with the release today of his national debut album, "Taylor Hicks."

How good does that feel!?!

We're all so very proud of Taylor and wish him well on the sale of his new album.

And I know we could recount story after story of all we did to get him here...and all we're doing to booster the sale of this album (which I've YET to hear).

However...I'd love for us here at Monkbot to share something a little different today.

Instead of saying how wow'd we are by the album...or how proud we are of Taylor...or how heartily we wish him well (which I'm sure we could all say TONS about)...let's, instead, look at what goodness we've encountered through this entire adventure.

Let's applaud Taylor by sharing how his journey has led to MORE than simply a wonderful album.

Allow me to go first.

In March I began sharing myself with total strangers at a little blog called GrayCharles.com. I nervously put myself out there (like so many of us did), fearing ridicule and public shunning.

But ridicule and shunning were the opposite of what happened.

I was embraced by a community...a community that was rich and vibrant and smart and funny and irritating and challenging.

It made me feel great.

As time wore on...I began to drift toward certain names on Gray's blog...Holeigh...Quossum...FLJerseyBoy...Double D...Ascme...Hope...and so many others.

These people would welcome me warmly in chat...they'd e-mail me...and, with some, we'd chat on the phone for hours.

I was having so much fun...but I didn't realize that I still had more growing to do with these folks and others.

In July I met up with NOLAgirl in the Big Easy and she escorted me and my family around the Quarter.

In August, I was privileged enough to travel with Q and her husband, James, to the AI concert in Birmingham. It was on that trip that Q presented me with the most beautiful handmade quilt I've ever seen (plus, it's purple...my favorite color).

At WorkPlay, a friend with a little pull tried to get me a meeting with Taylor...it fell through, but the gesture was very much appreciated.

Jan of Soul Patrol Relief managed to get Q and me to a special presentation at Lynn Park in Birmingham...which got us up close to Taylor.

I was able to return Jan's kindness at Lynn Park by giving her a place to stay when she was stranded in Jackson on her way to a LiMBO event.

I've received cards and letters and phone calls and e-mails and photos from so many of my "Taylor friends" that I hesitate to try and recount them all...for fearing of leaving someone out!

And everyone here at Monkbot has given so much to make this little site so very special.

From Bamaborntxbred helping me post when I'm not able...to MindDoc's concern for my well-being when I posted a video of my drive home...from Shrew making Monkbot fliers to pass around in San Jose...to everyone who signed up for Traveling Monkbot and everyone who is contributing to the progressive story...y'all's contributions have been amazing.

Plus...just yesterday...I received the most fun (and unexpected) care package I've gotten since college.

Sweet, precious little Ivoryhut sent me a box filled with all kinds of Filipino goodies inside. (I now know what Coco Jam is....yum!)



Of course the bag of Monkey Chocolate Banana candies grabbed my attention first...however, I then spotted a bag that said "garlic" and I had to rip it open (I'm convinced that it's my insane love of garlic that has kept me single this long).

Everything in the box looks delicious...but none of it compared to the letter that accompanied the gift. Ivoryhut, your words meant so much and summed up how I feel about you and each of your Monkbot siblings. Thank you!

I'm proud of the last 12 months. I'm proud of myself. I'm proud of Taylor Hicks, and I'm proud of Gray Charles.

But I'm also proud of each of you...for proving to me that there is so much goodness in the world.

Today really is a day to celebrate.

Excerpt from Ivoryhut's letter...

Just sending you a little something as a token of gratitude for giving me a reason to look forward to hanging around online again. You've created a warm, inviting place where others like me can feel welcome, and I feel like I've gained all these great and cool new friends that I can't wait to hang out with every day.



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December 11, 2006

The Night Before the Twelfth



An Adaptation of "The Night Before Christmas"
By Quossum


'Twas the night 'fore the 12th and all through the blog
Posters were whispering, as if in a fog.

Tension was strong; expectations were high
For the long-awaited CD release was nigh.

The fans were nestled all snug in their thought
That Taylor would go gold with the CD they bought.

And I with “Soul Patrol” emblazoned 'cross my chest
For the Wal-Mart aisles has eschewed my rest.

As dry leaves before the wild hurricane fly,
So flew my thoughts to days long gone by:

To a little TV show that lately we knew,
Which had Taylor and Bucky and Elliot, too.

I remembered the songs—I knew them by rote:
The dancing and prancing and each little note.

As I watched the clock’s hands too slowly go 'round,
To WorkPlay my restless thoughts did bound:

Taylor’s eyes were alight with a mischievous gleam
When he entered with thunderous applause on the scene.

He played and he sang—he gave such a thrill,
That closing my eyes I remember it still.

The harp, the voice, the dancing—oh when—
Please, not too long 'til I see it again?

Then up from the music aisle arose such a clatter,
I knew that gray-haired dude was the matter—

Away to the boxes I flew in a flash,
Beating another ardent fan’s dash.

The fluorescent lights’ gleam on the CD’s cover
Matched the gleam in my eye as I tried to recover,

For what with a twinkling before me did appear
That hard plastic case with a visage so dear:

A cute little singer so lively and quick,
At last! At last! I held "Taylor Hicks"!

Making my purchase, I went to the car,
Hoping our boy would continue to go far.

I was heard to exclaim on that fine winter night:
“Congratulations, Taylor! This one’s outta sight!”

Quossum...beautifully done. Thank you for sharing your work.

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December 10, 2006

Taking It to the Limit...Seasons Greetings from Mississippi

Click image to enlarge.

This little tinseled truck was in front of me in traffic Saturday, and I just had to grab a shot to share with my Monkbots.

I don't know what I loved more...the tinsel-lined ladder rack...the greenery and red bows hung between the hoses...the naked girl silhouettes with red bows at their waists and Santa hats on their heads... or the string of silver bells strung between the two air tank gauges, in front of the sign that reads "Nothing in this Truck Is Worth Dying 4."

Merry Christmas!

Just one more day until "Taylor Hicks" hits store shelves!

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December 9, 2006

Squirrels Are Evil...But Todd Was Pretty Cute

Three repairs guys and one incredibly long week later...my Internet has finally been fixed.

I started noticing earlier this week that my Internet connection was slowing down each evening. Beginning at around 7 p.m., pages would really start to load slowly and, by 11 p.m., I couldn't load pages at all.

Needless to say...it's been a frustrating week for posting here and trying to play catch up at Gray's in the evening.

I called Comcast and they sent out a repair guy on Tuesday during the lunch hour. Nice guy...brought the speed up a little. But that evening, things were slow again. The guy had said that it might be slowing down because of the cold weather causing the lines to contract.

I tried to make things work, but by Friday I had really gotten frustrated. Paying nearly $50 a month for high-speed Internet doesn't do me a bit of good if I can only access during the hours I'm at the office.

So I called Comcast again on Friday...and this time they sent a guy out in the evening.

Another really nice guy...very helpful. He actually got to see how slowly the connection was running.

But he said one more visit would be necessary so that the outside connection could be checked.

So, today, Todd came.

I love Todd.

He's a brilliant, brilliant man...and I really liked seeing him hop the fence in the backyard, tote his ladder, and climb to fix the cable line...the whole time wearing a utility belt that mesmerized me with its various array of tools and cables.

He came back inside and went to the computer.

"How's it going?" I asked...trying to not look like a goober wearing a t-shirt that read "Shoot. Blow. Holster."...which was hard...because I am a goober...and was wearing a t-shirt that read "Shoot. Blow. Holster."

Todd clicked around on my little laptop a time or two then said, "I think you're ready."

"It's fixed?"

"Yes ma'am. You're running really well and you've got a really good connection."

"Why...thank you." I blushed and batted my eyes...and then realized he was talking about my Internet. "Um...what was wrong?"

"Squirrels had chewed through the line pretty good."

"And that would make the line more susceptible to the elements at night when the temperature dropped?" I said...wanting to impress Todd with the power of my deductive reasoning.

"Yep."

"Well...Todd...thank you for your help and for coming out on a Saturday."

"You're welcome and just call us if you have any more problems."

Briefly...the thought of sabotaging my own line went through my mind.

"Oh...I will, Todd...I will."

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December 8, 2006

My Taylor/Gray Mindset...Seasons of Change

Taylor Hicks and Gray Charles.

A year ago those names didn't ring even the smallest bell for me.

What a difference a year makes, huh?

Next month marks the beginning of Season 6 of American Idol. I can't believe the insanity is about to start again.

I had not even planned to watch American Idol this past year.

I certainly didn't plan to fall head-over-heels in crush with a gray-haired singer from Alabama...

or to be sucked into the semi-cult of the Soul Patrol...

or to write hundreds of comments on a blog run by a guy I would later call Gray...

or to spend more money than I could afford on text messages, phone calls, ticket buying, travel expenses, etc...

or to start a blog that would end up featuring a logo of a monkey/robot...

or to make and sell t-shirts with said logo...

or to record a Christmas homage to Mr. Hicks...

or...to make so many new friends.

Yeah...it's been quite a year.

I remember when 2006 was shiny and new...and I first saw Taylor and I first learned of Gray Charles. Boy...I had nary a clue of what was about to happen in my life.

With Taylor...I have run the gamut of emotions...from intrigued to fascinated to impressed to obsessed to crushed to humbled to wowed.

Yet...even now...after having gone through so many different feelings about Taylor Hicks...I have to admit that he's still a very compelling character in my life. And, in a bizarro, weirdo (probably stalkerish) way, I feel like...even though we've never met...that I'm his friend...not that he's my friend...but that I am his.

I've supported him and rooted for him and encouraged him and defended him. My fangirl crush...though still somewhat sparked each time I see him perform (or smile)...is outweighed by my intellect. I know we'll never meet or actually be friends...and I guess I'm okay with that. Well...accept for the small part of me that always enjoys sitting down and visiting with someone I care about over a cup of coffee...or a beer.

As for Gray...my emotions have run just as crazy a gamut. I began the year scared and intimidated by our little mystery man. Since then, I've revered him and been totally and thoroughly pissed off at him. I've been friends with him and, now, friendly acquaintances. My only steadfast emotion toward Gray has been irritation...as I'm sure has been his toward me. But, honestly...that irritation (most of it tongue in cheek) has only worked to make the year all the more fun.

I can honestly say that...Gray Charles still totally fascinates me. I still seek his approval on my writing...my thoughts...whatever. Perhaps my need for Gray's approval stems from me never having an older sibling to try to gain the respect of...at least that's how it feels. I admire so much of what Gray has accomplished that I look up to him and hope he sees the same potential in me. That's a lot to put on the shoulders of a guy who just wanted to run a successful blog...but...there it is. Good or bad.

Yet despite these loony emotions, I really have grown and come to a better appreciation of who I am...and what Taylor and Gray mean to me.

Sure, I'd like to be able to sit down with Taylor and interview him...or better yet...sing a duet with him...(oh...and I wouldn't turn down a date)...but in all honesty, I've gained a huge sense of reality concerning all matters Taylor Hicks. He's nothing more to me than a celebrity now...and any hope or thought I had about getting to know him or talk with him is totally out of my realm of reason. This makes me sad...but..I take great comfort in knowing that he's making supreme efforts through Gray Charles to stay in touch with his fan base. That really means a lot.

I'm also thrilled with the fact that his CD is soon to be released. I didn't think I would anticipate this album as much as I do. I was expecting a watered-down version of his pre-AI days...but, with the taste I've gotten thus far, this album promises to really please.

And ol' Gray? Well...yeah...I still get pissed when he doesn't respond to my e-mails...but I can at least deal with it like a rational person now. I've had my time in the sun with him and with GC.com...and it really was Camelot for a while.

I literally had all the wind knocked out of me when GC.com went offline. But I soon realized...all good things must come to an end.

The site now, since it's been back online, is still very enjoyable. Sure...the magic of what was has shifted into a new kind of energy...not a bad energy...just a different one. The good thing is that, with these changes, I've been able to temper my visit time to his site...which has allowed me to enjoy the music he shares even more and to put time toward my own blog. It really is a relief to not worry about always trying to make the pithiest, most insightful comment. (I remember the days when I would stay up until 2 a.m. to write performance reviews and then hold my eyelids open as I waited for responses to trickle in. I ate it up like freakin' candy.)

But now, I'm happy and content to share a thought or two at Gray's. And if no one comments (which is usually the case)...I can cope...and get to bed earlier.

I do miss my exchanges with Gray though...they were the most fun. But I guess you can't go home again.

Yeah...I guess I'm settling down from my Taylor Hicks/Gray Charles high. The euphoria was grand while it lasted...but there's something soothing in knowing that I don't need that high anymore. I just need Taylor and GC.com...sans expectations beyond entertainment.

It's been a good year. And I have a singer and a blogger to thank for it.

I don't fully know what to expect from 2007...but I can't imagine it topping 2006...not that there's anything wrong with that.

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December 7, 2006

Official Prize of the Day goes to....Ivoryhut!

Ivoryhut, for your intellectual prowess and your steadfast dedication to NOT being fangirly while pleading your case for Taylor Hicks to wear khakis more often...I award to you....the Official Prize of the Day.

Khakis Make Shelley Happy

Sorry, folks...since I put my posts up the night before...I have no real write-up for Thursday. (It's currently Wednesday as I write this.)

I'm determined to hit the bed early tonight.

However, because I don't want to leave y'all without ANYthing to talk about...feel free to discuss Taylor's performances this week on GMA, Regis & Kelly, Leno, etc. I'm sure y'all have lots to say...but remember I don't want to hear your thoughts on any songs but "Runaround," as that's the only song I've listed to.

Oh and to make up for the lack of a post...here's a little treat...a lurvely video of a hot guy in khakis.



AAAaaaahhhh
...this commercial is literally an opiate for me...I swear, when I watch it, I can actually feel the endorphins kick in.

MMMMmmm
...go...boy...go!

Nice.

Oh...and for any guys out there seeing this...um...this post is not really about looking at a hot guy in khakis...it's about how good all of us girls would think YOU would look in khakis.

Um...yeah...that's it.

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P.S. Unless you can write a logical, well-thought out, intellectual comment as to why...there are to be no fangirly comments about how good Taylor would look in khakis.

P.P.S However, if you CAN write a logical, well-thought out, intellectual comment about Taylor needing a pair of khakis so he has something to wear on the days his jeans are at the cleaners...please share.

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December 6, 2006

The Two Creepiest Things I've Recieved Via E-Mail in a Long Time


My family...ah...what a bunch of weirdos.

My mother...bless her...loves to send me forwards. Though I've told her time and time again..."Mom, I delete all forwards...please don't send me any more"...she continues to do so. "I only send the ones I think you'll like, Shell," she says in that sweet mother voice of hers.

Well...I have to admit...on occasion...she hits the jackpot. This week, my mom sent me an e-mail filled with the picture above and the two below.

Mom...I still reserve the right to delete all forwards...but I have to give you credit for cracking me up on this one.





And if those people/fish...er...fish/people...weren't weird enough for ya...check out the link to YouTube my brother, Ben, sent me this week.

Creepy...but totally hilarious.



I'm glad I'm a part of this family of weirdos...because I fit in so well. Ha.

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December 5, 2006

Wompusses...Repair Guys...and...Bobcats!


Our dear little Wompuss came to Jackson today on business (or...as she said...just for the food) and I was lucky enough to get to meet her.

Anyway, the visit was very brief, as...gasp...my Internet went out last night and I had to head home at lunch to meet the cable repair guy.

The cable guy was really nice and we chatted while he fixed my system. He asked me about my Mac and if I liked it because he wanted one (he's a musician). I told him he just HAD to get one...that I had used mine just this weekend to record a little Christmas ditty.

Then we chatted about squirrels chewing through cable lines and I told him I knew we also have opossums pretty bad around my neighborhood because of a nearby forest area.

And he said...get this..."I service homes up the road (closer to the forest) and y'all have bobcats, too."

Um...I freaked out a little at this point.

"Bobcats?! Bobcats?! I've lived here four years and am just learning there are bobcats in my neighborhood?"

He laughed (probably because he DOESN'T live near bobcats).

Anyway...the Internet is now fixed and, before heading back to the office, I thought I would share with y'all the pic of me and Womp (posted above...Womp on left...me on right).

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Because I'm Secretly in Love with David Caruso


You can only laugh at me if you've never had a secret crush.

(I dare any of you to watch the above footage and NOT split a stitch with laughter.)

Oh...and leejolem is a new commenter here and cracked me up with this comment, which prompted me to create this image.

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December 4, 2006

It's Beginning to Sound a lot like Christmas


There is nothing that gets me in the spirit of Christmas more than my favorite Christmas songs.

As a matter of fact, I was feeling so Ebeneezer this Christmas that I didn't plan on doing any holiday decorating. This greatly distressed my mom.

"Honey, you need to at least put out a strand of lights or something," Mom said. "You'll feel more festive."

Well...fiddling with lights was the last thing I wanted to do...and would certainly make me feel more frustrated than festive. So...to keep my mom from worrying about my mental merriness...I decided to make a new wreath for my front door.

The old wreath was one I made for a church function about seven years ago and, since I use it as an everyday wreath...not just a Christmas wreath...it was ready for replacement about four years ago...yeah...I know...I'm lazy. What up?

So, I went to the craft store on Saturday and picked up all that I would need to make a new wreath then I came home and took down the old wreath...which not only was filthy and dry rotted...it had an abandoned wasp nest in the bow.

Sunday morning I disassembled the old wreath...careful to salvage the parts that were still good (faux berries and the ribbon). Then I set to work on the new wreath.

I was able to use the old berries in an arrangement in my dining room...and I was able to use the old ribbon with the new ribbon I had purchased for the new wreath.

I had built the whole thing up to be a chore...something I was doing to appease my mom. So, to get my spirits up...I popped in some of my favorite Christmas songs.

It was just what the Ghost of Christmas Present ordered!

Before long, I was singing along...and actually enjoying project. Mom was right...I did feel festive...even though I was covered in seven years worth of dust, pollen, and wasp nest remnants. And I ended up with a pretty dang nice wreath (pictured above)...if I say so myself.

That's what the power of great music can do. It can elevate even the lowest spirit.

And, for me, no music does that better than holiday music.

So, in honor of this holiday season, I've decided to share with y'all some of my favorite holiday songs. (Oh...and I decided to brighten up the joint with a little Christmas cheer. Check out Monkbot's antenna.)

I hope these songs bring the same broad grin to your face they did to mine on Sunday.

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I know this will be hard to believe, but I had never heard "Baby, It's Cold Outside" until I watched the 2003 movie, "Elf." I was entirely enchanted with the duet between Buddy and Jovie and immediately loved the song.



Of course, most folks are familiar with the "Baby, It's Cold Outside" version featuring Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Jordan. But I always love various and funky renditions of this classic. Check out this version of "Baby, It's Cold Outside" by The Trekky Yuletide Orchestra.

Or take a gander at this sexy/flirty version performed by Bo Bice and Joan Osborn...I think it's absolutely charming.



Okay...after last week's ad nauseam talk on "Rainbow Connection," I'm sure you all realize that I love The Muppets. Probably my all-time favorite Christmas album is "John Denver and The Muppets: A Christmas Together." It's touching and hilarious at the same time...and it always brings a smile to my face. Here are two my favorites from this album.

Christmas Is Coming (Miss Piggy, Scooter, Gonzo, and Robin)

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas (Rowlf and John Denver)

I've always thought Roger Whittaker had the most robust voice I've ever heard. My Aunt Chris introduced my mother and me to Roger Whittaker's Christmas album in the 80s. I listen to it every year, but it's the only Roger Whittaker fare I partake in. I can't separate him from Christmas to try listening to his other songs. There are plenty of beautiful songs on his Christmas album...but this one is a fun one to sing to kids.

Darcy the Dragon (Roger Whittaker)

I know we all love Charlie Brown and the classic strains of peppy piano played by the Vince Guaraldi Trio. However, my favorite song from the Charlie Brown Special oeuvre is "Hark the Herald Angels Sing"...which the "gang" sings once the tree is lit.

I have to admit...I don't like this song for how it sounds...'cause, let's face it...it's pretty annoying. I like this song because Ben and I make fun of it every year. We sing it at the top of our lungs...punctuating the "loos" and crescendoing as we sing the song...until everyone in the room wants to throw something at us. It cracks me up every time we do it.

Amy Grant has recorded some fantastic music for the holidays. One of my favorite's of hers is "Little Town"....because it's such a bold and bright rendition of a song that usually gets watered down.

While I'm talking about Amy Grant...I've got to share that her version of "Sleigh Ride" is my favorite vocal rendition. However, "Sleigh Ride" is at its best when it's an instrumental.

I used to play in the Mississippi Gulf Coast Symphony Orchestra and all the work that went into the whole season paid off for exactly 8 bars of music in the Christmas concert. Those 8 bars are in "Sleigh Ride." Nothing is better than playing in an orchestra and being surrounded by the music. When the brass kicks in and the percussion is clapping the sound of hoofs and cracking the sound of the whip...my heart literally beats faster and I am filled with joy. Though the Boston Pops Orchestra is no Mississippi Gulf Coast Symphony Orchestra...their rendition of "Sleigh Ride" ain't too shabby.

I watched the "Peace On Earth-Little Drummer Boy" duet between Bing Crosby and David Bowie when it first aired on MTV in the early 80s. I didn't realize until recently that it was actually recorded in 1977. But...whenever it was recorded...it's pure magic.



I have no real memory to share for "Santa Baby" by Eartha Kitt and "The Christmas Song" by The Carpenters. I just love these songs and love to sing them.

Oh...and for those of you who HAVEN'T downloaded this little Christmas ditty...it's my newest favorite holiday song. I'm sure it will become a classic.

This leads me to my Christmas presents to all my Monkbots.

I know it's early...but I want y'all to have time to enjoy all the songs I've made available above...and the two I have posted below.

These last two songs are ones I recorded this weekend just for y'all. As you listen...you can gaze at my lovely wreath-covered door above and imagine that I'm caroling to you.

Enjoy.

"Have Yourself a Monkbot Little Christmas"

"Taylor Baby"

And just for Jax...Oh Holy Night. (Fair warning...this song is a little out of my league, range-wise, and I've got a kickin' case of sinus yuck.)


Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays!

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December 2, 2006

I Cannot Tell a Lie...But I Don't Have to Tell the Whole Truth


I watched Taylor on Leno tonight.

I heard "Runaround."

I watched the entire performance.

But I refuse to say what I thought of the song until I write my review of the album.

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December 1, 2006

The New Love of My Life...Ed Helms



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Petition for "Rainbow Connection"



Official Petition to Request that Taylor Hicks Perform “Rainbow Connection” while Playing the Banjo

Please sign below.

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Team Pam or Team Karen?

Okay...you've got to choose.

I'm telling each of you what I told my fiance of two years...PEE OR GET OFF THE POT!! (Um...he got off the pot...fast foward 15 years...and I'm still single...but, that's not my point.)

Pick your team...Team Pam or Team Karen?

I found this site that'll let you wear your decision with pride (not as classy as a wedding ring...but definitive to say the least).

Me? I'm on Team Pam.

Don't get me wrong...I really like Karen. But after Jim wasn't honest about him teasing Pam in last night's episode of "The Office," I kind of felt bad for Karen. She deserves better.

Does anyone else think Jim's being kind of an ass? He can't have his cake and eat it, too.

Last night's episode was pretty good...however, I could definitely tell it was written by the U.K. "Office" creators, Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, because it was far more vulgar than it's been in the past. (I've watched all the episodes of the original show and it was pretty offensive...at least to my sensitive ears.)

I thought Michael was downright crass...and lacking all the ignorant warmth he usually carries. It didn't work for me. Michael can say stupid things...but don't make him so out and out crass...that's what David Brent (the U.K. "Office" boss) represents...not Michael Scott.

All that said...I laughed my butt off when Andy was singing "Rainbow Connection." It looks like Michael is running all the new folks from Stamford off one at a time...but I hope Andy stays. E-ha ills-ka e-ma!

On to Grey's...

Bama...I think Callie has been reading your comments. Her hair has undergone MAJOR reconstruction. I thought she looked great (and about 20 pounds lighter).

I actually felt bad for Meredith with how her mom acted around her...but then I stopped feeling bad when Meredith turned down Mare Winningham's offer to be her family, too. I'd be in Mare's family. Sign me up. Instead, Meredith chose Christina as her family. Um...okay...yeah...sure...that's not a bit dysfunctional.

Bailey was great last night...and so was Izzie. But I wanted to kick Izzie for getting McSteamy's coffee.

I thought Burke and George had a very sweet moment during George's dad's surgery...but then I got ticked at George when he wouldn't forgive Christina...even though she had helped save his dad's life.

Personally, when people save the life of someone I love...I'm willing to give them a "do over" for all their other mistakes. But...hey...that's me.

Also, I'm THRILLED that "Men in Trees" has moved to Thursday nights. I've been watching this since the beginning and am totally hooked. I love this little show. If you aren't watching it...you should.

Now Thursdays offer me an entire night of hot guys...Eric Mabius, John Krasinski, Patrick Dempsey, T.R. Knightly, Eric Dane, Justin Chambers, Isaiah Washington, James Tupper, Abraham Benrubi, Derek Richardson, and "Plow Guy."

Who needs a fiance with cold feet when I got the lovers, the dreamers,...and me....



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