October 31, 2006

Happy Halloween

Here is my all-time favorite Halloween song...Danse Macabre.
Download and listen while I share with you a spooky tale.

Those things that go bump in the night...I now know what they are...Nocturnal Monkbots.

I've never liked being scared.

I hate that feeling of terror that surrounds you when you're alone at night.

I've never understood why people enjoyed watching scary movies. They always leave me paranoid for weeks after...taking away my sleep...my peace of mind. When I was a girl, I remember catching glimpses of old horror flicks that...with just a quick look at part of a scene...scared me bad enough that I swore to NEVER watch the full movie. To this day, I refuse to watch "The Exorcist," The Shining," and "The Omen."

As for modern horror flicks, I've given them a try...only to meet with unpleasant results.

For days after watching "28 Days Later," I couldn't rest. The scene where Jim enters the church and unknowingly awakens the sleeping infected priest is one of the scariest moments I've ever seen.

And I'll never forgive my brother Ben for telling me I just HAD to watch "The Ring," which I did...alone...on a Friday night...and felt my chest constrict with fear after seeing the cursed VHS tape footage. The thought of it disturbs me to this day.

I guess one of the most recent movie scenes that made my heart race with fear was in "The Village," where blind Ivy is in the woods...in broad daylight...and she hears "those we do not speak of"...and it's standing right beside her. Honestly...when I saw that in the theatre...I thought I was going to vomit because it scared me so bad.

I went to find videos of each of these movie scene to put in this post...but I got so creeped out watching clip after clip...searching for the right one...that I decided not to post.

Instead, I opted for my favorite creepy music video.



The Squirrel Nut Zippers have been around quite awhile. "The Ghost of Stephen Foster" (which you can download here as an mp3) was released in 1998 on their album, Perennial Favorites. They offer the same kind of charm as The Ditty Bops...but with a bit more demented style.



Since scary movies do more to upset me than entertainment...I do try to stay away from them.

One of the reasons is that I can never fall asleep after watching a horror flick.

It's not like I'm a good sleeper anyway. I've always been very fitful when it comes to my nightly visit from the Sandman.

Not only do I talk in my sleep...I walk in my sleep...and I dream disturbing dreams fairly regularly.

One of my reoccurring nightmares is simply a man...standing outside my window...watching my house. Every night I look outside my window and he is standing a few feet closer...staring...watching. Until one night, I look out the window and he's right up against the glass...looking in...staring at me with an empty gaze....this is where I always wake up...terrified.

I know all too well what a night terror is (see above picture). More times than I care to admit, I've woken up from some horrid dream...my heart racing...I'm literally paralyzed with fear...can't move at all...and my chest feels compressed...like it's under some horribly heavy weight.

One of these dreams was so vivid...that I wrote about it.

The result was a short story called "Family Tree."

The work isn't my best (written years ago)...and those who have read it before don't like the ending...but I thought I'd share it with you anyway.

I hope it gives you chills on this All Hallow's Eve.

Enjoy!

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Family Tree
By Shelley Powers


Monday, January 12
Honesty has never been a trait of mine nor of my foremothers’. But passion has. And for this we have suffered. For this we have lost our lives to a curse that began four generations ago. A curse that now suffocates me and threatens my beautiful daughter. I know I must tell her of her fate, but how do you tell someone that you know when they will die? How much of their life do you let them live in peace before you block out all hope and sunlight?

“Mom, I heard you this morning. Did you have another bad night?” asked Raye. She was buttering a piece of toast as Lana entered the kitchen.

“I slept fine, sweetie.” Lana yawned and poured a cup of coffee. “Don’t you worry about me. You need to concentrate on your test today. You ready?”

“Yeah, I don’t think Mr. Pepper is going to be too tough on us since it’s just mid-term, but I crammed in another late night just in case.” The 18-year-old stared at her mother accusingly. “That’s how I know you were dreaming again. I heard you talking.”

Still facing the counter, under the auspices of fixing herself a piece of toast, Lana’s face cringed. “Oh really? What did I say?” She tried to sound nonchalant.

“I couldn’t really tell, except for one word. Sounded like Maestro. You conducting a symphony in your sleep?” Raye smiled.

Lana let out what she hoped was a light-hearted chuckle as she waved her jelly-covered spoon in the air. “Sure was. And-a-one; and-a-two.”

They both laughed. Lana loved the sound of her daughter’s laughter more than anything in the world. But she had no more drunk it in before that same sound plunged her heart into sadness. She knew how fleeting such laughter was.

Before her daughter could see the grief on her face, she said, “You need to hurry, lady jay. Don’t want to be late.”

“Oh, dang.” Raye glanced at the clock on the stove, took one last gulp of milk, grabbed her books, and bolted through the side door. “Love ya, Ma,” she called over her shoulder as she sprinted toward the bus stop.

I love you, too.

Lana had never gotten used to how quiet the house was when Raye wasn’t around. Too quiet to drown out her thoughts. So, as was her habit, she made her way to the television in her bedroom and clicked it on for some background noise while she got ready for the day.

Standing in front of the bathroom mirror, Lana stared at the woman across from her. She had been a beauty once, but her nearly 42 years had betrayed her. Worry does that. It festers until youth and zeal and hope are wiped from one’s heart, which, in turn, wipes them from one’s countenance. And the fact that she had been waking at 2 a.m. every night for a month now just made matters worse. She stepped into the warm shower, but cold chills still enveloped her body as she thought about the morning hour ritual that was keeping her from rest.

At the first strike of the 2 o’clock hour from the grandfather clock in the hall, Lana’s eyes would open to her darkened room with its even darker ceiling. As she would lay silent, praying in preparation for what was to come next, beads of sweat would run from her brow, down her temples, through her hair, and into her pillow. Then--whether by magic or imagination, she was not sure which for the event seemed both real and surreal--the ceiling would transform. The darkness would gather into patches of shadows that were cast by thousands of black leaves, clinging to black branches. Her room would dissolve into a bare wood floor bordered by gnarled limbs spaced just far apart to somewhat see through but close enough to imprison her. And through the walls of knobs and knots she could see him, peering at her as he floated ‘round and ‘round her tree tower cell.

An obnoxiously loud announcer coming from the television set jolted Lana free from her thoughts. She finished bathing, dried off, and pulled on her favorite pair of jeans, a flannel shirt, and a well-worn pair of work boots. Today was clay day.

Once a week, she would drive 30 miles outside of town to a pasture--long since forgotten by most--to dig up clay to use for her work. She had been sculpting and throwing pottery for more than 15 years and had made quite a name for herself. Her work was selling well at local gift shops, flea markets, and festivals so she could have easily afforded to buy what she needed in town instead of making the weekly trek to the pasture to dig for clay. But the effort was a labor of love. She looked forward to the quiet drive and to visiting the place where she had grown up. The place where she had spent time with her mother before she died.

The pasture was on 40-acres that had been in her family for generations, but she had been one of only a handful of visitors over the past decade or so. She and her mother had lived in the small cabin built after the fire that destroyed the home of her great-great-grandmother, Rosalie. The cabin was situated just off the main road and was backed by the small pasture. Beyond that was the 30-some-odd acres of woods that had grown up around where the old homestead used to be.

As Lana drove her Jeep up to the cabin, an older woman came out onto the front porch and waved.

“Heya, honey,” called Gertie. “Come grab a spot of tea before you start diggin’.”

Lana climbed from the Jeep and made her way to the front porch. She tried to give a smile to Gertie, but the woman would have nothing to do with it. “Lana, I know you better than anyone; don’t try to fool me with that smile. Your mama couldn’t and neither can you.” She grabbed Lana and hugged her tightly. “Child, I know you’re scared, ‘cause I’m scared for you.”

Lana leaned into the hug as a single tear fell down her cheek. She had cried so many over the years that few were left. Gertie had been her mother’s best friend and had tried the best she could to help a 19-year-old Lana tend the land after her mother died. And when Lana fell in love and left to be with Raye’s father, Charles, Gertie stayed. It just seemed right. To Lana, coming home meant more than driving up the gravel road to the cabin; it meant Gertie. She returned the hug as tightly as it was given. “Oh, Gert. I love you.”

Inside the cabin, Gertie had fresh cookies waiting on the table and the water kettle was just starting to whistle. She put the kettle, two worn mugs, a jar of honey, a spoon, and two bags of Earl Grey tea on a serving tray and carried it to the table as Lana sat down. “I know how you are, but how’s Raye?” Gertie asked.

Lana didn’t want to talk about it. “She’s fine.”

“Fine? Fine?! What do you mean she’s fine?” Gertie poured the water. “There is no way that girl is fine...that is, if you’ve told her about Thomas.”

Lana put a tea bag in her cup to steep. She couldn’t help but think of the famous quote from Eleanor Roosevelt about a woman being like a tea bag...you never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water. She felt like the weakest tea bag ever.

“I haven’t told her, Gertie.”

“Well, if you don’t, she’ll find out in the worst way Saturday morning, and I don’t have it in me to go through that again.”

“I know.” Lana sighed and sipped her tea. Then she looked out the window and onto the pasture. “I’ll tell her before I go to bed Friday night, but I must wait for the right moment. She’s so happy right now, finishing her senior year and preparing for college.”

“Is there a boy?”

“Thankfully, no.”

The older woman just shook her head. “So sad. So sad.” Then she gave Lana a grave look. “Have you seen him, yet?”

“Only a glimpse, but I know he will reveal himself to me soon.”

Gertie put her weathered hand on Lana’s shoulder. “Too soon, my dear. And for that, I am so sorry.”

Tuesday, January 13
Tonight I have stopped the hall clock in hopes that my rest will not be interrupted. However, I know that, in truth, I am waking before the first sound is ever issued from the timepiece. He is waking me, just as he did my mother, grandmother, great-grandmother, and Rosalie. Just as he will my Raye. I am less than a week from the age of death in my family and know that the time has come to let Raye know about my destiny...her destiny.

The clock sat quiet the entire evening. No ticking. No chiming. But just as Lana began to feel the heaviness of her lids and the soothing draw of slumber, her eyes flew open and the stillness of the night was rudely interrupted with the striking of the 2 o’clock hour from the grandfather clock. The shadows gathered into pockets on her ceiling and the leaves and branches formed from the pitch. Through her cell walls she saw him circling, watching her. She was dizzy from his motion and wanted to be relieved when he stopped outside the wall at the foot of her bed, but she knew his stopping was not a good thing. Then, like the shadows that cowered under the black leaves, the knotted limbs forming her cell withdrew into one another and Maestoso moved forward into the room.

He hovered just beyond her bed, in all his vile glory. He was as pale as the ghostly skin clinging to the underbelly of some wretched creature from the deepest depth of the sea, where no sunlight ever dares reach. His long hair and robes whipped around him like smudged ribbons of black ink. But his eyes were what Lana could bear the least. Red upon red, as if two burning pools of blood cast a gaze on her. With his every look, he seared into her mind, into her heart. The pain was tortuous and Lana’s only defense was to look away.

“When will she be mine?” Maestoso burned his words in her ears without ever opening his twisted mouth. “Save yourself this torture, daughter of Rosalie, and give her to me now. And I promise I will make your death swift.”

“You will never have my consent to take my little girl in any way. Especially not when I can give her a few more days of peace.”

“You can give her nothing.”

Lana summoned all her strength and raised her head to face the monster. The pain felt as if it were tearing apart her very mind but she fixed her eyes on Maestoso. “I gave her life. I give her love. And I give her today.”

The flames from Maestoso’s glowing orbs lowered as he narrowed his gaze. “Fool.”

And in that brief release from the agony of his stare, Lana could see beyond the creature and out into the night. There, out from the treetops she saw her pasture and Gertie’s cabin.

“Gertie!” she yelled.

Enraged, Maestoso opened his eyes as wide as they would go. The flames jumped from his sockets and his voice shrieked inside Lana’s head. “I am due satisfaction for the wrongs done me by Rosalie. Justice will come with your blood and with Raye’s touch.”

“No!” Lana screamed as she sat straight up in bed. Her room was back to normal and the breaking of daylight was peeking through the window sheers.

“Mom, are you okay?! Mom!” Raye was pounding on Lana’s locked door. “Open the door! Mom!”

Lana quickly wiped the sweat from her brow and smoothed her soaked hair from her face as she ran to unlock the door. “Good morning.” Even she heard the absurdity of her words.

“Um, good morning?” Raye looked her mother up and down, searching for any damage. “You sounded a far cry from a good morning. Are you okay?”

“I saw a rat.” Lana pointed toward the bathroom. “I...I think it came in from around the pipes under the sink. I’ll call an exterminator today. Sorry to scare you, sweetie.”

Raye looked skeptical. “Mom, are you sure you’re alright? We’ve seen rats before and you’ve never freaked.”

“You didn’t see this one. He was huge. He actually pushed me out of the way so he could get by.”

Raye gave a little laugh and shook her head. “You’re kooky. You know that?”

“I know.” Lana smiled and gave her daughter a kiss on the forehead. “Now, tell me about your plans for the day.”

Raye helped her mother make the bed as she rattled off her agenda for the day. Lana listened intently, savoring the sweet sound of her daughter’s voice but was stopped cold when Raye ended with, “and then I’m walking with David to grab a Coke.”

Lana stood straight up. “Who’s David?”

The girl smiled. “David? He’s only the most wonderful guy in the world.”

Panic gripped Lana’s gut. “Tell me more.”

“Well, he sits in front of me in Mr. Pepper’s class. He keeps getting his name on the board for turning around to talk to me. And, a couple of weeks ago, after like the sixth time he got yelled at, he passed me a note that said, ‘Save me from myself and let me walk you to the bus stop after school.’”

Lana tried to smile. “He sounds charming.”

“He is. And he’s so cute, and smells good, too.” Raye closed her eyes for a second or two. “We’ve talked after school every day since then.”

“So you’ve spent a fair amount of time with him?”

“Enough to know he’s extremely great.”

Lana swallowed hard. “Do you love him?”

“Mom!” Raye blushed.

“Honey, do you love him?”

Raye looked off into space, smiled, and returned her gaze toward her mother. “I’m not sure, but I know I love being with him.”

“Oh.”

“I thought you’d be happy for me.”

“I am, but I was counting on you coming home straight after school today. I don’t think you need to meet David for a Coke.”

Raye looked crushed. “Okay, but can I invite him over for dinner on Friday night?”

Lana racked her brain for a logical reason to object. “Raye, I was hoping you and I could celebrate my birthday on Friday night.”

“Mom, your birthday’s Saturday. I was already planning on having Gertie over and fixing dinner for the three of us.”

“Please, sweetie. Please, can we just spend Friday night together?”

Seeing the sadness in her mother’s worn and tired face, Raye nodded. “Sure. We’ll celebrate, just the two of us. You can meet David next week.”

“Thank you, love.”

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As soon as Raye’s bus had pulled away from the stop, Lana jumped in the Jeep and headed for the land. The drive seemed to take forever, but when she finally got there, she wheeled off the road, passed the cabin, drove across the pasture, and stopped where the thick growth of trees began. She had never liked going into the woods and therefore had never walked more than a few feet into the brush. The overgrowth had always served as a buffer between her good memories of the land and the bad.

But today Lana knew she had to venture much farther into the trees. She got out of the Jeep, swallowed hard, and began walking. After about 10 minutes, she came to a clearing. A rusted iron fence told her she had reached the site where Rosalie’s house once stood. The fire had destroyed the home down to its foundation 84 years earlier but, despite the green woods surrounding the fence, the yard inside was still as desolate as it was after the fire. What little grass left was brown and dry. Stranger yet was what sprouted from the center of the old, cracked foundation. Where the house once stood was a dead oak tree that looked to have a couple hundred years of growth.

“That’s impossible,” Lana whispered.

She heard a rustling behind her and turned with a start only to see Gertie emerge from the brush.

“What are you doing way out here?” the old woman asked.

“Gert, I’ve seen this tree. Hell, I’ve been in this tree.” Lana pointed to the dead oak.

Gert’s jaw dropped. “I’ll be a son of a bitch. Would you look at that? There’s no way a tree that size could’ve grown since Rosalie’s house burned.”

“I know.”

Then Gert turned from the tree and looked at Lana with a quizzical expression. “Honey, I know you’ve never been out here. For that matter, your mama’s tales kept me from ever comin’ out here. So what d’ya mean you’ve been in that tree?”

Lana hesitated. She had vowed after her mother’s death that she wouldn’t put Gert through any more trauma, but that was before she knew her fate.

“Lana, tell me about that tree,” Gert demanded.

Drawing a ragged breath, Lana gave the briefest synopsis she could of her morning terrors, hoping to gloss over the event enough to save Gertie some grief. But, as she spoke, the old woman’s gentle eyes filled with tears. “Sweet Lord Jesus, watch and keep us. I had no idea.”

Gertie’s chin trembled and the tears spilled onto her face. “Before your mama died, she had made me promise to keep you as happy as I could until you had to face this. I promised, but I never really understood the true darkness of this curse and what you girls had to face. Now I wish I had done more for you.”

“Gert, you couldn’t have known what you were up against.” Lana took Gert’s hand. “You loved Mama, and you love Raye and me. You’ve fulfilled your promise in the best way possible.”

Just then Lana heard a pop from the ground near her feet and she looked down to see wisps of smoke rising from the dirt. She knelt and touched the earth inside the fence. “Gertie, it’s hot. Feel it. It’s like there’s a fire burning below the surface.”

The older woman touched the ground then she looked at Lana with concern and fear in her eyes. “Lana, come on. We need to leave here. This place is burning with evil.”

Lana knew the words to be truer than Gert had realized. She knew Thomas was close by, and she quickly followed her old friend back to the Jeep in silence, knowing that--like it or not--she would be returning to this place--to him--in the wee morning hours.

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Lana arrived back at home and went directly to her studio. She wanted to finish as many works as possible before Friday evening. It was one more thing she could do for Raye, provide for her. She worked furiously until 3:30 p.m., when she knew Raye would be home. Then she quickly cleaned up and went inside to hear about her daughter’s day. But when she entered the house, she knew something was wrong, even before she heard sobbing coming from Raye’s bedroom.

“Honey, what’s the matter?” Lana rushed to her daughter’s side.

“Mr. Pepper was in an accident last night.” Raye could barely form her words.
“Is he alright?”

“He’ll be okay. They took him to County General.”

“Then what’s the problem, sweetie?”

“Well, until he comes back, we have to have a sub.”

Lana continued to smooth her hand over her daughter’s back. A growing panic was forming in the pit of her stomach. “And who is the substitute?”

“He’s awful.”

“Why is he awful?”

Raye sobbed even harder. “He asked me to stay after class to help him put together a lesson plan. But when I told him I was supposed to come straight home, he grabbed me around the waist and...and licked my face.”

Lord have mercy. Lana thought she would vomit.

“And when I told him to let go of me, he said something strange, something I didn’t understand.”

“What did he say, honey?”

“He said, ‘Three more days.’”

“Raye, I need to know this man’s name?”

Raye sobbed even harder, unable to control herself.

“His name, Raye! What is his name?!”

Raye took a deep breath, lifted her head, and looked at her mother from behind a curtain of tears. “Mr. Thomas Maestoso.”

Lana’s mind reeled and her heart filled with anger, but she managed to choke her emotion down enough to softly kiss her daughter’s forehead and whisper in a hushed tone, “You rest, my sweet Raye of light, and don’t worry. I’m going to talk with Mr. Maestoso.”

Wednesday, January 14
Maestoso has revealed himself to me in spirit and to Raye in the flesh. I know he wants her, but I am sickened at the thought of him having her. Surely it is better that she die like me than give him what he wants. Yet I struggle within myself to think that maybe she could bear his physical form and secure a long life for herself, even if it isn’t the happiest of lives. I have accepted my fate, but for Raye I cannot accept either fate that awaits her. Tonight I must face him and beg for his mercy on my daughter.

But for the first time since the 2 a.m. visits began, the clock did not chime the early morning hour. When Lana opened her eyes on Thursday morning, it was to the daylight flooding into her room. She had slept through the night, but she felt far from rested. Her thoughts were on Raye. She ran to her daughter’s room, but the girl was nowhere to be found.

She must have gone to school without waking me.

Lana looked at the clock. It was 11 a.m. How could she have slept so long when so little time was left to help Raye? She quickly dressed, taking special care with her appearance. Then she jumped in the Jeep and headed for Raye’s school.

“Excuse me, where can I find Mr. Maestoso?” Lana greeted the school secretary with a smile, trying not to wince at the sound of the bitter name.

The woman didn’t even look up or stop typing. “Down the hall, Room 107.”

“Thank you.”

The hallways were quiet, as the students spent their lunchtime away from the classrooms. Lana’s breathing and heartbeat sped up as she entered the room. She was surprised that she was able to keep her composure. And then she saw him sitting at the teacher’s desk and the pain surged over her like a tidal wave. He was a young, dark-haired man, furiously scribbling in a leather-bound journal. Because of the intense ache in her head, she could barely focus on him so she lowered her eyes and thought of Raye.

“You can’t have her now.” She said in a low, but strong voice. “But you can take me in her place.”

The man didn’t look up or stop his scribbling. “Daughter of Rosalie, you had your chance to break the curse when you were pure, but you chose to be with your precious Charles. I have no interest in you now. I want no woman that has been had by another.” His pen was now tearing through the pages in the journal.

“But I didn’t know I had a choice.” Lana wished in vain for some amount of pity from the wretch.

“Would it have made a difference?”

She hesitated a moment too long, causing him to finally put down his pen and looked up at her. She raised her gaze to meet his red-rimmed eyes. They bore into Lana like the flames had two nights earlier. She gripped a nearby desk to steady herself, as the pain grew more intense. Then Maestoso’s human form floated over the desk and pressed against her withering body.

“You see, Lana, you were meant to die. But Raye is still pure. She is meant to live...with me. Do not keep the truth from her, as your mother did to you. You must tell her to come to me before she gives her heart to another.”

“I can’t. Her heart is hers to give. I will not let her actions be dictated by fear.” Lana fell to her knees.

“Then you will have failed to end what Rosalie began and Raye will die. And I will continue my quest until I am satisfied.” Maestoso floated back behind the desk with as much care as a feather on the breeze. He picked up his pen, lowered his head, and began to scribble once more. “Make use of all the days I’ve so generously provided you.”

Lana wanted to spit on him. She wanted to tear him apart, but she couldn’t. She could barely stumble across the room to leave.

“Oh, and Lana,” Maestoso’s voiced pounded in her ears. “Shut the door behind you, dear.”

In the hallway, Lana waited for Raye. Her mind raced as she thought of what this monster wanted from her daughter. There was nothing she could do to stop him, but what if she could make the matter easier for Raye? If he forced himself on her that would be worse than if she welcomed it…or at least prepared for it. The thought revolted against Lana’s every instinct, but she couldn’t stop thinking that it may be her daughter’s only hope. Just then the bell sounded to end the lunch hour and hordes of students flooded the hall. Lana spotted Raye, walking with a handsome young boy. As they approached, Lana reached for her daughter’s arm and pulled her against the wall.

“Mom!” Raye said, surprised. “What are you doing here?”

“Raye, I must speak with you.” Lana’s face was still pale from the encounter with the manifestation.

“Mom, did that asshole, Mr. Maestoso, upset you?”

“Do not speak of him that way!” Lana couldn’t believe the words were coming from her mouth but she kept talking nonetheless. “I met with him and he seems...quite n-nice.”

“Nice?” Raye laughed in disbelief. “Are you sure you were in the right room? Did you see his crazy blood-shot eyes? I swear the man looks like he’s strung out on something trippy.”

“I found him uniquely charming.” Lana’s eyes darted briefly to the boy then back to her daughter’s bewildered face. “Maybe you should give him another chance.”

“What are you saying?”

What am I saying? “I’m saying that it would be a nice gesture for you to help him after class. Maybe you’d find that he’s not so bad to be around. Maybe you misunderstood his intentions.”

“Are you crazy? Why would you even suggest that? What’s wrong with you?” Anger flooded Raye’s face. She grabbed the boy’s hand and pulled him down the hall. “Come on, David. Let’s get out of here.”

Lana tried to call to Raye and David but the couple disappeared into the crowded hallway. It didn’t matter anyway. She wouldn’t have known what to say even if they had stopped to listen. She couldn’t believe what she had just told to her precious daughter to do.

“He’s driving me mad,” Lana whispered.

And as the last straggling students raced down the hall to beat the tardy bell, Lana ran from the school.

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In her studio, Lana thought about what had happened at the school. She threw pot after pot, trying to work out a solution by working the clay. But no solution was good enough. And after hours of work all she had to show was a table covered with greenware. She cleaned her wheel and wiped down the studio. She would make no more pieces. Tomorrow she would fire up the kiln for the last time. But tonight, no more fabrication, I have to face the fire with Raye. I have to tell her everything.

Raye was sitting on her bed when Lana entered the girl’s room.

“Honey, we need to talk.” Lana sat down next to her daughter.

“Mom, I love you but I don’t want to hear what you have to say if you’re going to tell me more about how great Mr. Maestoso is.”

Lana bit her lip and shook her head at her earlier behavior. “I was wrong to say what I said. I’m sorry. You’re right, Mr. Maestoso is a horrible man.”

Raye looked at her mother. “Then why would you tell me to spend time with him?”

This was it. This was the moment Lana had dreaded for 18 years. She looked at her beautiful daughter and stroked her forehead with the back of her hand. “Raye, what I have to say will not be easy for you to hear. It certainly isn’t easy for me to tell. As a matter of fact, I’ve delayed telling you your entire life, but I have no more time left in which to delay.”

Raye leaned against the pillows propped along her headboard. “You’re scaring me, Mom. What is it?”

“Raye, tomorrow night, after I go to bed, I’m going to die.”

“What?!” Raye sat straight up and her face went pale. “How? You’re not going to die. You’re not even sick.”

“Honey, you must listen to me. I told you this would be hard for you to hear.”
“But how can I believe this newsflash when you’re not crying or even upset? Don’t you care?”

“Raye, of course I care, but I’ve known my fate since I was pregnant with you. I’ve had quite some time to accept the situation. My concern now is for your safety and happiness.”

“But…”

“Raye! Just listen to me, please. Try not to ask questions until I’m done.”

Raye crossed her arms and leaned back. She tried not to blink, as it would unleash a floodgate of tears.

“It began many, many years ago with your great-great-great-grandmother, Rosalie. A man, a horrible man, fell in love with her. But when she didn’t return his affections, he sold his soul to the devil and placed a curse on our family.”

Lana got up from the bed and paced the room. “Raye, that man was…is Thomas Maestoso.”

“My substitute teacher?” Raye gave a crazed expression.

“Your substitute teacher is not human. He’s some reincarnation of the man who killed Rosalie and her descendants. He’s the man who will kill me tomorrow night.” Lana faced the wall. She couldn’t bear to look at her daughter. “And he’s the man who will kill you on your 42nd birthday if you don’t agree to be with him.”

Raye sat in stunned silence. Lana turned around.

“But, Mom, why does he want me? You said he loved Grandma Rosalie, right?”

Lana let out a sigh and sat back down on the bed. “Rosalie and her parents were the first in our family to live on the 40 acres where your Aunty Gertie lives now. She was a beautiful woman. As a matter of fact, you look a lot like her photos.”

Raye gave a weak smile.

Lana continued, “Well, Rosalie and her parents worked the 40 acres as tenant farmers on an estate that measured at least five times that size. Her father, Jesse, dreamed of buying the acreage and being able to keep all of the earnings it yielded. But Jesse grew sick and the family fell on hard times. Suitors came to woo Rosalie, but her attentions were focused on helping her mother work the farm and secure ownership of the land.

“Then one day the master of the estate, Thomas Maestoso, came to visit the family and was taken by Rosalie’s beauty and charm. He fell in love with her immediately but, being extremely withdrawn and lacking social graces, he kept his feelings from her. Instead, he tried to show his affection by providing the family with a hired hand, Lucas, to help with the farming.”

“Let me guess, Rosalie fell for Lucas.”

“Yes, and he fell for her, too. They told no one but made plans to marry as soon as the family land was secured and her parents were provided for. They worked hard to earn enough money to buy the land. They planted extra crops so they’d have more to sell at harvest time. Rosalie baked and sewed to earn extra money. And after Lucas would finish the chores on the land each day, he would work as a hired hand in the evenings. They spent little time together in hopes that their hard work would prove rewarding later.”

“But Thomas never got over Rosalie, did he?” Raye asked.

“No. As a matter of fact, he hired her to cook for him in the evenings so he could spend time with her. And the more time he spent with her, the more deeply in love he fell.”

“Did he propose?”

“He did.”

“And she turned him down. Right?”

“Right. But she couldn’t tell him about Lucas. Her own parents didn’t even know. So she told him she couldn’t marry until her family was able to buy the land on which they lived and farmed.”

“Did he give her the land?”

“Not exactly. Thomas was a prideful man, who was bitter over Rosalie’s refusal—no matter the reason. So he went to see Rosalie’s father and told him that he and Rosalie loved each other greatly but that she had kept it a secret until her parents owned the land. Then Thomas offered to sell Jesse the 40 acres for one dollar if Jesse would give Rosalie permission to wed. Jesse didn’t want to stand in the way of his daughter’s happiness so he paid for the land and gave blessings for Rosalie to marry.”

“Well, couldn’t Rosalie just refuse his proposal again?”

“No, Thomas made it impossible for her to refuse. That evening, he called her to dinner. He explained the transaction between he and Jesse told her she was free to marry. But Rosalie burst into tears and told him she would not marry him. Thomas was enraged and yelled, ‘You will marry me, Rosalie, or your parents will not live on that land, they will lie under it.’”

“No!” Raye cried.

“Yes. So, of course, Rosalie agreed to marry him. But the night before the wedding, she met with Lucas one last time. She had been saving herself for her wedding night, for Lucas. She couldn’t give that gift to another man. So the two spent that one night together as lovers.”

“And did Thomas find out?”

“Not until later. They married, but Rosalie couldn’t bear to be with him physically. She charmed her way out of consummating the marriage for months but then he began to notice that her belly was growing and he realized that she was pregnant. When he confronted her, Rosalie told him about Lucas and their last night together.”

“What did he do?”

“He flew into a rage, grabbed his gun, found Lucas alone at the house of Rosalie’s parents and killed him. Then Thomas Maestoso took the blood of your great-great-great-grandfather, drank it, and placed a curse on Rosalie, her daughters, and any man who loved them. At that moment, Rosalie, who had been trying to find Lucas to warn him of Thomas’ anger, ran into the room. When she found Lucas dead, she threw a kerosene lamp at Thomas and pulled Lucas’ dead body out of the house. It didn’t take long for fire to spread but Thomas didn’t even try escape or put out the flames engulfing his body. He had gone mad with the evil in his heart. He just stared at Rosalie through the blazing windows, and she heard him whisper in her mind that she would only live long enough to see her child leave home but that a part of her would one day be his.”

“And when did Rosalie die, Mom?” Raye could barely force the question.

“She died of an aneurysm at 2 a.m. on her 42nd birthday, the day after her daughter was married.”

Raye stared blankly at the bed cover then she began to connect the dots. “I suppose her daughter loved someone other than the reincarnation of Thomas Maestoso and died at age 42, too.”

“Yes, as did her daughter, your grandmother, and me. Thomas made his physical presence known to each of us before we gave ourselves to the men we loved and in every situation we chose love.”

“But how could you when it would mean that you and the men you loved would die?”

“We didn’t know about the curse until it was too late. As a mother, you don’t want to see your child hurt. And what would hurt more than telling your daughter that she can never love who she wants to love? So days and months and years go by and you tell yourself, I’ll tell her tomorrow, but then you run out of tomorrows and suddenly your daughter is a woman in love and it’s too late.”

Raye was sobbing, “How did you find out?”

Lana fought to compose herself. “Well, my mother followed in the footsteps of her foremothers and tried to keep the curse from me. Even when I was 17 and Maestoso manifested as a drifter who stayed in the shed behind the cabin and did chores around the property. I tried my best to get along with him but I couldn’t. He was wretched in appearance and vile in nature. He never had a kind word for my mother, because she had refused him. It wasn’t long after he came to stay on the land that I met Charles. We feel deeply in love and eloped just months after meeting. Thomas left the grounds immediately, and my mother rejoiced at my happiness even though her time to die was near. She knew Thomas wouldn’t take Charles until after I was pregnant, which as it turned out was two years after we married and a year after she died. I didn’t learn of the curse until the morning after your conception when I woke to find my sweet Charles dead of a heart attack. Mom had left the task to Gertie to explain things to me.”

“That’s horrible,” Raye sobbed harder.

“Yes and I couldn’t ask Gertie to do that again. I knew I had to tell you myself before you fell in love with David or with any man.”

Then Raye’s eyes filled with terror. “It’s too late, Mom.”

“What do you mean?” Lana couldn’t breathe. “Have you slept with David?”

“No.” Raye put her hand on her chest. “But I love him.”

Lana leaned over and hugged her daughter. “Raye, this is your choice to make but know that I support and will understand whatever you decide.”

“So I can either sleep with Maestoso and keep David alive, but never see him again. Or I can have David until we’re pregnant then he dies and I live to age 42?”

“Yes.”

“What if I don’t sleep with either man?”

“I don’t think that’s an option. You saw how he acted with you alone in the classroom. He doesn’t need your permission to take you, just your refusal of David.”

“And no matter what I choose, you will die.”

“Raye, you’re decision does not affect whether I live or die. My actions decided that years ago.”
“But it’s not fair, you didn’t know.”

Lana laughed bitterly. “I battled with that a long time but that’s what fate dealt me so I learned to accept it. And to be honest, sweetie, looking back on the two years I had with your father and the 18 years I’ve had with you, I don’t think I would have chosen any different if I had known about the curse.”

Raye hugged her mother tightly. “I love you, Mom. Thank you for a wonderful life.”

“You’re welcome, sweetie.”

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Thursday, January 15
Raye fell asleep in my arms tonight after crying for hours. I told her about everything: Thomas, the tree, and the morning terrors. Our time is so short and I hate that that monster is taking our last precious hours from us. But I am so glad that she knows. Hers was the hardest good-bye to say, even after saying good-bye to my mother, to Gertie, and to my dear Charles. I am so proud of Raye and pray she finds a way to break this curse and finds a long life filled with happiness.

At 2 a.m. the clock struck and the ceiling was scattered with leaves. As Lana opened her eyes and saw Maestoso circling she began to laugh.

“You have nothing to laugh at, daughter of Rosalie!” Maestoso’s voice echoed in her mind and the phantom entered her cell.

“Yes I do,” Lana said, still laughing. “I have finished with you. You can no longer come between my daughter and me. She knows about you.”

“Will she come to me?”

“That is for her to decide.”

“Good. I will see her tomorrow at the school.”

“I’m sure you will, Thomas. But she has the power now. She decides her fate. Whatever happens will be because she chose for it to happen.”

As much as Lana could tell, the monster seemed irritated by her words.

“That is fine,” he said. “Let her choose. In the end you will die and I will, one day, have a part of Rosalie as my own.”

Lana just smiled. “In the meantime, enjoy circling this tree and knowing that generations of women have rejected you.”

“Enough!" And with the wave of his arm the leaves turned to ceiling; the limbs turned to walls; and Lana opened her eyes to the morning light.

She looked over at the three framed photos she kept on the nightstand: one picture of her mother and Gertie, one of Charles, and one of Raye. She smiled as she thought of her loved ones. No more secrets. Her good-byes had been said. All that was left was to finish her work in the studio. Then she noticed that her journal was missing and in its place was a note from Raye. It read, “I love you, Mom. I debated staying home today but decided it would be too painful, plus I know you will want to finish things in the studio. I borrowed your journal. I didn’t think you’d mind. I’ll bring it home with me at 3:30. Everything’s going to be okay. Thanks for telling me.” Lana smiled, got dressed, put the note in her hip pocket, and went to work.

She fired all of the pieces she had thrown the day before. Her work hadn’t pleased her this much in years. She loved the glazes and texture of finished pieces. She loved that she would live on through her work...and through her daughter.

At noon Gertie knocked on the door of the studio. She came with a homemade lunch and to visit with her friend until Raye came home.

“Gert, I want to you watch the tree tonight, okay?”

“Sure, honey. Anything I’m to watch for?”

“Raye.”

“You think she’ll try to stop him.”

“If I know Raye, she will. I’m not asking you to question her, just be there if she needs you.”

“You got it, sweetie.”

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Friday, January 16
Tonight was my last with Raye. We had so much fun, laughing at old memories, looking at old pictures. I cracked open the bottle of Dom Perignon I had been saving and shared it with my daughter. Our time together was sweet, although far too short, but I go to sleep tonight with every confidence that my Raye will find a way to stop this...to claim for herself a new destiny.

The effect of the champagne took hold of Lana, who fell asleep with her daughter lying next to her, holding her hand. But at the 2 o’clock hour, Lana opened her eyes to find herself alone in her bed, atop the tree tower, and surrounded by fire. As the flames burned closer and closer to Lana, Maestoso circled faster around her, hissing, spitting, and laughing.

Back in Lana’s real bedroom, Raye couldn’t wake her mother. She reached over to shake her but Lana’s skin was too hot for Raye to touch. Raye grabbed her mother’s cell phone and car keys and ran to the Jeep. She had to get to the land.

Gertie met Raye as the Jeep spun into the drive.

“Gert, show me the tree!”

Gertie jumped in the car and they sped across the pasture. The car had barely rolled to a stop when both women jumped out and plunged into the dark woods.

Lana watched Maestoso wind around her as the flames ate away at her cell. Once the walls of limbs had burned away, the flames lowered and Maestoso floated up to Lana’s bed. “I hope you are ready to die.”

But before Lana could respond, she saw Raye and Gertie come from woods into the clearing.

“Raye!”

Maestoso spun around to see the girl.

“Are you here to end the curse, young Rosalie?”

“I am,” Raye called back.

Maestoso perched at the edge of the burning wooden floor. “How beautiful you are. Come to me my Rosalie. I have waited such a long time.”

He lifted his hands and Raye rose into the air.

Lana fought her urge to argue. This is Raye’s decision to make.

Then Raye spoke up. “Before I give myself to you, Maestoso, I have two conditions that must be met.”

“No,” the monster yelled. “No conditions!”

“Then I will give myself to David and you will not have me. How many more generations do you want to wait to have your Rosalie?”

Maestoso looked vexed but then he nodded. “What are your conditions?”

“First, you must let Lana go. Her death is inconsequential now that I have consented to be yours.”

Maestoso considered briefly. “I suppose that is true.” Then he motioned toward Lana. “I lift the curse from upon your head. You will not die tonight. Your fate lies in your own hands.”

The flames leapt higher and limbs that had been burned seemed to regenerate. As they did, the black branches and leaves sprouted from the limbs and cast their dark shadows, which turned back into the dark ceiling of Lana’s bedroom. And as the limbs fused to become her walls, she heard Maestoso’s fading voice resound in her head. “And your second condition?”

“Wait!” she tried to yell, but it was too late. She was back in her room, 30 miles from Raye and too weak to stand on her own. She fell to the floor and was reaching for the phone to call 911 when her bedroom door burst open and David ran in.

“Ms. Lana, Raye called me and told me to come get you.”

“David,” Lana could barely talk. “Raye’s in trouble.”

“Yes ma’am, I know. She told me everything. I’m taking you to her.”

David helped her to his car and they broke all speed limits racing to the land, although to Lana the drive seemed like an eternity. When they got there, they pulled into the drive of the cabin as the sun was coming up over the woods. Gertie was on the porch, waving for them to stop.

“Do you have Raye?” Lana yelled from the car.

“Yes, honey, she’s inside.”

Lana took a deep breath, more frightened than any of Maestoso’s visits had made her. David helped her from the car and they followed Gertie inside to the front bedroom. There on the bed was Raye, pale and sweaty, lying in the morning sunshine that beamed through the windows.

“My Raye,” Lana stroked her daughter’s forehead. “What did he do to you?”

“Mom?” Raye opened her eyes. “It’s going to be okay, Mom. I told you it would all be okay. Where’s David?”

“I’m here, babe.” The handsome young man took her hand and gently kissed it.
“I love you.”

“You get your rest, babe. I’ll explain everything to your mother.”

Raye smiled at him. “Thank you, David. Thank you so much.”

Almost immediately, Raye fell asleep, and David led Lana to the kitchen table. Gertie put a kettle of water on to boil and joined them.

“David, what happened?” Lana’s thoughts were racing.

“Ms. Lana, I love your daughter deeply. You need to know that before anything else. She came to me at school yesterday morning and said we needed to skip classes and talk. She brought me out here and showed me the tree and your journal. She explained everything to me, including the decision she had to make.”

David began to weep. “I swear, I didn’t care when I died, as long I could spend whatever time I had with Raye. I love her that much. But the thought of her suffering made me ill. So when Raye told me her plan, I had to agree to it. It meant she had to sacrifice herself but it was truly the only possible way she could stop Maestoso.”

Lana took a deep breath, “David, what was Raye’s second condition?”

David looked Lana in the eyes. “She told Maestoso that she would give herself to him to end the curse but that he could only have her for one night.”

“And he agreed?”

David nodded. “It would seem so, cause here she is and here you are.”

“And you can accept whatever comes from it?”

“For Raye, yes, I can.”

The kettle began to softly whistle and, for the first time, Lana realized it was a new day. A new day because of her daughter’s sacrifice.

Gertie read the look on Lana’s face as she poured the hot water into three mugs. Then she walked over and put her hand on Lana’s cheek.

“Honey, whatever that monster did to her, you have to remember that she is alive. We must be thankful for that. Put this all behind you and move on.”

“I don’t know if I can, Gert.”

“You have to. Raye gave you your life. You can’t destroy that gift by allowing your misery to continue.”

Lana knew Gertie was right.

Monday, January 13
A year has passed and I still can’t look at my daughter without thinking of what she did to save me. I will be 43 in a week and I owe it all to Raye, the strongest woman I know. And David has become the man that Thomas never could be. He loves a woman who was had by another man and he loves a child sired by another man. Baby Hope is soon to be three months old and is a living testament to her mother’s bravery, devotion, and sacrifice. A sacrifice that was rewarded with a beautiful daughter, who will know truth, strength, and courage, and who will, like her mothers before her, fill her heart with passion.


The End


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October 30, 2006

Monkbot Has Gone to the Dogs (and Cats)

Sadie Mae...loved by Shelley

We here at Monkbot Talk lurve our furry friends.

So, in honor of them, I'm posting pictures of and words about those sweet friends that love us despite our inadequacies.

Winnie...loved by Holeigh

This is my baby, Winnie. (As in The Pooh, she looked like a bear cub as a puppy. However, my uncles call her "Windsor", as in Winsdor Canadian, their whiskey 'o choice.) She's a typical Chow Chow, quite the hunter and protector. But behind the bark she's a sweetheart.
--Holeigh

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Hobbit, Flame, and Pixie...loved by Quossum

Flame is a Borzoi. Pixie is a rare, prick-eared Italian Greyhound (sounds better than saying “Italian Greyhound that doesn’t look like most of them due to a disqualifying breed fault,” doesn’t it?). Hobbit is a Pembroke Welsh Corgi. (I also have an old, rickety Borzoi named Moxie who isn’t very photogenic these days.) We have a lot of fun together at agility shows. I train using totally positive methods (a education and a challenge for someone with a temper like mine!), and Lord knows these dogs eat healthier than I do! God knew what he was doing when he created these lowly creatures that love us so much—it’s awesome and it’s humbling.
--Quossum

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Rosie and Domino...loved by Double D

Domino is named for Van the Man's "Domino," and Rosie is named after Van's "Rose in Spanish Harlem." She is actually nuts...
--Double D

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Amigo...loved by Baby Duck

My 7-month-old English springer spaniel puppy is Amigo, but gets shortened to Meego most of the time. He's a "me go, too!" kind of a dog.
--Baby Duck

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Jasper and Magoo...loved by Bamaborntxbred

Poor guys...these aren't very good photos...I'm such a proud momma.
--Bamaborntxbred

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Mackie...loved by Jenniesaunt

It is not everyday that a dog picks you, but that is what Mackie, short for Macaroni, did. My husband said that the dog picked us because he knew that we were easy to train.

Mackie is a blonde cocker spaniel who has mellowed at the ripe old age of 6 (that's 42 in dog years). But in his early years Mackie:
1. Covered himself in stamps with one on the top of his head. I have never ever understood how he managed to do this, but my friend said that maybe he wanted to go somewhere.
2. Went fishing for tadpoles on the top of a swimming pool cover. How did we know you ask? He was really stinky and there were paw prints leading to the scene of the crime. How he managed to avoid pulling off the cover is a mystery. It still scares me to think that he could have drowned.
3. Removed a nectarine from a bowl in the middle of the table and ate it. How did I know you ask? He left some evidence--the pit.

You have to love a dog with this much ingenuity!!!
--Jenniesaunt

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Mayo...loved by Squeebee

My Shar-Pei is named Mayo. He doesn't look very wrinkly, but he is a pure-bred. Mayo is my ever-present shadow! We have had him for almost a year now and we love him to bits.
--Squeebee

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Bella...loved by NOLAgirl

Here is Bella the Baby and Bella the LSU fan.
--NOLAgirl

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Boegan and Rio...loved by Jax

Boegan and Rio are my granddogs...and here is their story.

My daughter Cari met a wonderful young woman walking her dog outside our office. She told this young woman to please bring him in to meet her mother (that would be me). I kept dog bisquits in my desk drawer for four-legged visitors.

This began a daily vist when this wonderful young woman would come home at lunch to walk Boegan. One day Anne (the wonderful young woman) decided that Boegan needed a little sister so she adopted Rio from a great guy named Charlie who worked with us. Now the three of them would visit every day. When my son returned home from a six-month deployment, we introduced him to this wonderful young woman & her "kids".

Long Story short... Anne is now our daughter-in-law, and Boegan & Rio are our grand dogs.

The pictures that I have sent are 1) Boegan helping his "Nanny" (that would be me) at work and 2) the "kids" sharing a popsicle. Yes, they would lick the popsicle and then when asked to, Boegan would take a bite.
--Jax

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Gus...loved by Soulkaren

Gus is our daughter's English bulldog, but we get to be grandparents on the weekends, so he's at our home for three days a week.

Gus is 3 years old this week, and he's NOTHING like I thought bulldogs would be. He never slobbers or snores... but loves to cuddle and sleep and put one paw on your lap to feel close to you. He also loves begging for desserts!

He's just the BEST!
--Soulkaren

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And for good measure...one more cutie-pie picture...featuring Rosie and Domino.

Double D entitled this one...Box o' Cats.



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October 29, 2006

A Grocery Store Riddle

What do tea bags...body wash...tomato soup...and ground beef have in common?

Don't know?

Well...how about...carrots...and a loaf of bread?

Don't know that one either?

Try...Q-Tips...canned goods...and fresh produce.

Give up?

Well...unfortunately...I don't have the answers.

You'll have to drive to the Kroger in Jackson and ask the bagger in lane 8...'cause those groupings of items apparently scream to him, "BAG US TOGETHER...COMMON SENSE BE DAMNED!"

Grrrrr...there's nothing like ground beef leaking all over your tea bags and body wash...or fresh produce bruised and pummeled by canned good...or a loaf of whole wheat bread that cost $3.49 (WTF is THAT about for bread?) that now has a lovely "carrot contour" to the top.

The most irritating part is that, as I emptied my cart, I took the time to group like items...items I wanted put in the same bags (like all frozen foods...not the daring frozen pea/toilet paper combo bagger guy thought up).

Just thought I'd share.

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October 28, 2006

The Official Word from LMBO

This message is being posted on GrayCharles.com.

Since it asked that word be shared...I felt I should share. I know most of you are regulars at Gray's...but I also know a few of you aren't.

Feel free to discuss here or at Gray's.

I'm just doing my Soul Patrol duty!

“Hello Soul Patrol!

We hate to send out two bulletins in one day but we feel like we need to give you guys some info straight from us…

It has been a wild summer for everybody after Taylor won American Idol…we as a band were so proud of him…with that came an opportunity for us to hit the road and meet new fans all over the country…incredible…then the shows kept coming…thanks soul patrol…and we loved it when Tay stopped by and jumped on stage…and we even met more friends along the way that we liked to jam with including Elliott Yamin who we clicked with right away and we now consider part of our music family…

With the AI finale only a month behind us we have spent this time coming up for air…to meet as a band and consider our future…we have played post gigs with Elliott Yamin (Tacoma Concert Series Coming Home Concert) in Richmond and just this week a private gig in New York with Taylor…both were amazing…

We are going to continue to work with both Elliott and Taylor as opportunities present themselves… but it is important to note that right now we are not “officially” on tour with either artist…(we are pretty sure mtv.com was referring to the fact that we played with Elliott in Richmond and it was pretty cool to see our name there) E & T are coming up for air as well and determining their path…figuring out their future…

Please note you guys that everyone is growing and evolving…including us…new friendships & old friendships will remain strong…we support both Elliott and Taylor in all of their endeavors and will support them in any way we can…

Actually we are focusing on ourselves as a band as well…and are very excited to announce we are going into the studio on Monday to finish Little Memphis Blues Orchestra’s first CD and we are hoping to have it available by the holidays…

There are several projects on the table being considered right now and a new management team is in place and don’t worry guys Dean hasn’t gone anywhere…he’s focusing on getting the Live from Workplay CD & DVD’s out to you guys…he’s workin’ hard…

Look for official news on the new website coming soon!

Thanks for all of your support and we hope you stay with us!

LiMBO

PS… Help us get the “official” word out please…Feel free to post this on any boards that you frequent to help us keep it real…also we know www.graycharles.com was looking for the official word on this…(thanks graycharles :) could someone please pass it along to them for us…THANKS SOUL PATROL!!”

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October 27, 2006

Pet Pics...Send 'Em In

Sadie Mae, age 2 months

It's not fair that Sadie Mae gets all the lovin' (although she's the cutest wittle fluffer booger butt on the planet).

So...I've decided to run pictures of all y'all's cute little fluffer booger butts...um...pets.

Please send in pictures (no more than two, please) of your pets this weekend.

Be sure to identify your onscreen name in the e-mail and be sure to include the name of your pets...and if you want...their breed. Also, if you'd like, add a line or two about what they mean to you and why...not a novel...a LINE OR TWO.

Send entries to monkbottalk@gmail.com this weekend. I'll put the post up next week.

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Monkbot Memory Lane...Can You Feel It All Over?


I've got to say, I've been thrilled to see all the new faces here at Monkbot in recent weeks!

I also need to give kudos to my regulars...everyone puts so much into the conversations and discussions that it makes me a proud Mama Monkbot.

But even with folks dropping in from lurkdom and all the wonderful and thoughtful comments...sometimes I have to ask myself...why am I doing all of this?

There are times when I wonder if the work on this blog is worth all the effort...worth all the late nights...the loss of sleep...the frustration...the worry...etc.?

Gah!

Anyway...I needed to kick myself in the ass a little and take a look back on what's transpired here over the past five months (wow...five months...that's amazing).

I went through my image archive and was seriously tickled by some of the silliness that's occurred. I was so tickled in fact that I decided to montage a bunch of the images together to probably the BEST feel good song EVER! (Download Sir Duke here.)

I hope it brings y'all as big a smile as it brought me (and I guess smiles are as good a reason as any to be doing this...right?)

Anyway, for today, I have two thoughts and one question for y'all...

Thought One
How friggin' awesome was it to see Judith Light acting again last night on "Ugly Betty"?! She was so incredibly amazing as Daniel's mom. She was all like..."I'm the friggin' Boss...for shizzle."

Thought Two

Taylor describing his new sound as "womp" music fills me with glee. I can't get the image of innertubing down the river wearing a pair of cut-off jeans and a t-shirt out of my head! It's gonna RAWK! Is very happy.

One Question
I ain't Gray Charles...so fancy buttons, search bars, and other features ain't gonna happen...but tell me what topics or discussions you most enjoy here...or you'd most like to have here (remember...depth isn't my strong suit...shallow = shelley)

Happy Friday!

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October 26, 2006

Quite a Character...Our Fictional Influences

My daily perusal of Metafilter Community Weblog yesterday introduced me to a new book that lists and expounds on the 101 most influential fictional characters in history.
From Amazon.com:
From Santa Claus to Buffy the Vampire Slayer, from Uncle Sam to Uncle Tom, here is a compelling, eye-opening, and endlessly entertaining compendium of fictional trendsetters and world-shakers who have helped shape our culture and our lives. The "101 Most Influential People Who Never Lived" offers fascinating histories of our most beloved, hated, feared, and revered invented icons and the indelible marks they made on civilization, including:
  • 28: Rosie the Riveter, the buff, blue-collar factory worker who helped jump-start the Women's Liberation movement

  • 7: Siegfried, the legendary warrior-hero of Teutonic nationalism responsible for propelling Germany into two world wars

  • 80: Icarus, the headstrong high-flyer who inspired the Wright brothers and humankind's dreams of defying gravity...while demonstrating the pressing need for flight insurance

  • 58: Saint Valentine, the hapless, de-canonized loser who lost his heart and head at about the same time

  • 43: Barbie, the bodacious plastic babe who became a role model for millions of little girls, setting an impossible standard for beauty and style

The book's full name is actually "The 101 Most Influential People Who Never Lived: How Characters of Fiction, Myth, Legends, Television, and Movies Have Shaped Our Society, Changed Our Behavior, and Set the Course of History"...and I can't wait to get my own copy.

According to the book, the top 50 fictional characters are:
1. The Marlboro Man
2. Big Brother
3. King Arthur
4. Santa Claus (St. Nick)
5. Hamlet
6. Dr. Frankenstein's Monster
7. Siegfried
8. Sherlock Holmes
9. Romeo and Juliet
10. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
11. Uncle Tom
12. Robin Hood
13. Jim Crow
14. Oedipus
15. Lady Chatterly
16. Ebenezer Scrooge
17. Don Quixote
18. Mickey Mouse
19. The American Cowboy
20. Prince Charming
21. Smokey Bear
22. Robinson Crusoe
23. Apollo and Dionysus
24. Odysseus
25. Nora Helmer
26. Cinderella
27. Shylock
28. Rosie the Riveter
29. Midas
30. Hester Prynne
31. The Little Engine That Could
32. Archie Bunker
33. Dracula
34. Alice in Wonderland
35. Citizen Kane
36. Faust
37. Figaro
38. Godzilla
39. Mary Richards
40. Don Juan
41. Bambi
42. William Tell
43. Barbie
44. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
45. Venus and Cupid
46. Prometheus
47. Pandora
48. G.I. Joe
49. Tarzan
50. Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock

Click here for the entire list.

Sure the book delves into those characters that have influenced our culture as a whole...but it got me to thinking. What fictional character has most influenced my life...personally?

The answer came to me almost immediately...Marnie MacDonald.

Waits a beat while readers scan their brains for any recollection of the name.

Marnie MacDonald is the main character in my all-time favorite young romance novel..."An April Love Story" by Caroline B. Clooney (Wildfire, circa 1981).

The synopsis from the back cover of the book reads...
"Today," my father announced, "I bought a farm in North Carolina. We're leaving the city, Marnie. We're going back to the land."

Back to the land? Leaving the city? Marnie MacDonald can't believe her ears. Her parents must be kidding.

Worse, they're going with the Petersons...sharing a house with them. And Marnie can't stand their son, Lucas. At first.

But by April, when the MacDonalds and Petersons have lived and worked together for almost a year, Marnie finds herself head-over-heals in love with Lucas!

Now if only Lucas would notice..."
For the record, I'm convinced that my friend, Staci, is reading this right now and gnashing her teeth because I chose Marnie MacDonald over Elizabeth Bennet (who...believe it or not, Stace...didn't make the top 101 list).

But I must defend Marnie and explain why she has been so influential in my life since I first read about her at age 11.

Marnie is flawed, that's certain...but she is dynamic in her strength of character and her ability to mature and learn from her mistakes. But even more than that, the thing I treasure most about Marnie is her wit.

She is always cutting snarky remarks...some of which I use today and...gasp...claim as my own. She is not only strong and confident, but she is unafraid to look past the imperfections of Lucas, a hunky geek, to fall in love and hold her head high while he, initially, doesn't return her feelings.

Her coping mechanism is humor...humor in the everyday and in herself and her situation. It is her humorous perspective that keeps her from falling apart when things get tough.

I love Marnie so much...and have always wanted to emulate her. She has helped me get through my own tough times...quipping my way through unpleasant situations and learning to laugh at myself.

I still have my very worn copy of "An April Love Story" (pictured above). Every so often, I pull it out and read it (which now takes me all of two hours because I can practically recite it). But I still smile and cry and laugh and cherish the moments I spend with Marnie.

And I carry a little bit of her with me all the time.

So, my questions to y'all are:

Who is the most influential fictional character in your life? Maybe it's someone from the list above...or maybe, like me, it's some small character that you connected with and who has quietly guided you through your years.

And looking at that list above...I want to know your thoughts. Who do you think should be there who isn't (Staci...I'm sure you're itching to tell us your thoughts)?

And who from that list influenced you the most? (Feel free to explain how they influenced you.)

Let me get y'all started.

To add:
Marnie MacDonald


My top 10 influences from the list:
9. Romeo and Juliet
16. Ebenezer Scrooge
21. Smokey Bear
26. Cinderella
34. Alice in Wonderland
64. Superman
67. Kermit the Frog
70. Peter Pan
79. The Cat in the Hat
85. Luke Skywalker

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October 25, 2006

Bambi...Flicka...Why Do You Hurt Me So?

When I was about 7, my dad took me to the Saenger Theatre in Biloxi to see "Bambi."

I remember being there with him...walking through the plush lobby of the old theatre and into the grand hall with its gilded, ornate stage.

But mostly I remember being devastated by the sadness of the film. Even Dad...all these years later...recalls clearly that I cried and cried and cried.

I've never watched "Bambi" again.

As a matter of fact, I'm reluctant even today to watch any sad movie...or movie with a strong element of sadness.

"Bambi" pretty much ruined me.

So, when my friend, Jon, called me this Saturday to see if I wanted to catch the Sunday matinee of "Flicka," I hesitated.

"Don't you want to embrace the 12-year-old little girl inside you?" Jon asked.

I laughed quietly to myself. As much I know that Jon loves connecting with the 12-year-old girl inside himself (he's a huge fan of Hello Kitty AND Hillary Duff)...I didn't want to burst his bubble and explain that very few women ever want to revisit those awkward 'tween years.

"Um..." I stammered, "I'll go...but only to spend time with you...not to see 'Flicka.'"

"I think you'll like it," he said.

"I doubt it...I hate Maria Bello...and I'm not a 'horse movie' fan."

"Well, I'm going to pay your way then."

I perked up a little.

"Great."

The next day we met at the theatre, bought our snacks, and settled into our seats. I scanned the audience. Jon and I were definitely the geriatric members of the group...even compared to many of the parents.

I rolled my eyes as the lights dimmed and "Flicka" galloped onto the screen.

I have to admit...the movie was great.

Tim McGraw, who played the dad, was as wooden as a cigar Indian, but the cinematography was breathtaking, Maria Bello (the mother) was charming, and young Alison Lohman (Katy McLaughlin) shone. (I also highly recommend "Matchstick Men," another Lohman movie...and a great one at that.)

But it didn't take long before the inevitable happened..."Flicka" turned into "Bambi" and I was that 7-year-old crying mess of a girl again.

I knew the story would end happy...but I couldn't help myself.

I tried not to make eye contact with Jon (who was smirking like crazy in the next seat). When I finally did compose myself enough to look over, he smiled and whispered, "Do you like it?"

"I hate you."

He laughed. "You like it."

"I may like it...but I hate you."

He laughed again.

The movie was great. Y'all go see it.

But don't expect me to be first in line for the next sad sack movie that comes along...I just can't choose to go to them.

As you can tell...life in general gets me worked up enough. I don't need any help.

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October 24, 2006

Taylorhicks.com....Zzzzzzzzz

Okay...okay...I'm here to give my Monkbot opinion of the new Taylorhicks.com website.

First let me say that I realize this site is more of a placeholder for what it is to grow into after the album's released in December than it is a true website. However, as an official presence, I think it has a responsibility to give the best possible "first look" at Taylor as an artist...especially since there are those people out there (read: Justin Timberlake and the like...sorry, Bama) who don't consider him as credible an artist as he actually is. That said, I think this site is important...and should be treated as such.

Let me start with what I like. The site is clean and very easy to maneuver. This is great considering the fan base is diverse in age and experience on the Web. I also like that it offers (or will eventually offer) a comprehensive menu...photos, media, downloads, news, tour, store, etc. I think the site overall is good for what it is setting out to accomplish right now and offers a great foundation on which to build.

Now for the criticism.

Since Monkbot Talk ain't listed as an "official fan site," I can say whatever the hell I want. Be it known, 19 Entertainment, RCA, The Firm, and Taylor Hicks...these criticisms are intended in the most constructive manner possible. I realize y'all are just getting started...and I hope my thoughts will only help you as you work to improve the site.

About the aesthetics. I would much prefer there be no flash. I think a better choice would have been to create static pages that offer visually interesting and artistic use of the wonderful photos that were commissioned.

About those photos, I suppose I'm a little spoiled since I've seen them all via Gray over the past few weeks, but nothing was intriguing...because nothing was new. Plus, I didn't think ALL of them should be used. The photos of him with the guitar are beautiful and really should have been the only ones used for "page design" purposes. The rest could be offered for download so folks wanting "hunky Taylor" could be satiated. Simpler would have been better on making the site more representative of what Taylor will be trying to accomplish in the studio now and in his career long term.

Overall, the look is pretty milk toast...which is a far cry from what Taylor Hicks is as an artist.

The News page doesn't provide any real news. It's all stuff we've read before, which I'm fine with...because I'm sure it will be updated as news happens.

However the Bio page is absolutely ridiculous. Where is his background as an artist? We get more information on American Idol, 19 Entertainment, and RCA than we do about Taylor Hicks. I'm sorry...but if I wanted to read about those entities, I'd visit THEIR websites. I want to know about Taylor. I want an artist's statement...something to give him a soul...a human connection...a heartbeat.

The Photos page is my next point of contention. I think it's great to offer these for downloads...but the thumbnails are misshapen and pixelated. This should have looked spot on and crisp...not like someone's MySpace Friends page.

So, after all the wait...all the anticipation...all the hype...the site launch was a little disappointing for me. However, that doesn't mean I'm not thrilled with the fact that Taylor HAS a professional site and that I, ultimately, realize that it's NOT about his website...it's about the music he creates.

Come December...my ear will be trained on the CD...not the website...and the REAL scrutiny will begin from me...as well as from America.

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Screw Rosie...I Wanna Be June

Taylor Hicks...John Krasinski...George Clooney.

All are beautiful men with wit and talent.

All, I'm sure, would sparkle with conversation and make me feel like the most special woman in the world.

All, I know, would gladly scale the trellis under my balcony to bring me a single, perfect rose.

All, I'm convinced, would stroke my silky hair and look deep into my adoring eyes and whisper softly that my beauty renders them both weak and strong at once.

All, I absolutely believe, would leave me little love notes on my pillow each morning, which I would tuck away in an old cigar box kept at the bottom of my lingerie drawer.

All, I'm certain, would proclaim their affection for me from atop the highest point on Earth...just because I was feeling a little blue one day.

And all of this would be very nice.

But it's not why I want them.

It's not why I want any man.

It's because then...finally...I'd have someone to...

MOVE THE DAMN CLOTHES DRYER AND CLEAN THE VENT DUCT WHEN IT'S NEAR MIDNIGHT AND THE COMFORTER IS STILL NOT DRY AFTER THREE CYCLES!!

sigh

But...since Taylor is busy recording...John is busy taping episodes of "The Office"...and George is busy not running for office...it may be time to consider a mail-order groom.

After all...even though I was able to clean the vent myself tonight (after literally screaming at the stupid dryer for not budging until I had nearly thrown my back out)...the roof still needs clearing of debris...the chimney still needs cleaning...and the front bath still needs a new toilet.

Forget a lover...I'll gladly wash the underwear of the man who'll do any of those things.

Here's to all the single gals out there who take out their own trash...pump their own gas...pay their own bills...and clean their own damn dryer vents.

Cheers!


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October 23, 2006

The Science of the Soul...Nerina Pallot

Passion and silence. Every word, every line, a m e a s u r e. It’s the science of the soul...




My friend, Peggy, just sent me an mp3 that I had to share. It's a song called "Sophia" by Nerina Pallot.

From reading her bio, it seems she comes from a very eclectic background...while keeping her foundation firm.

Someone once wrote the words” go, little book, go”. I want to re-phrase it and say “go, little song, go.” See, to me, songs have lives of their own, (the good ones at any rate): they spin their webs and catch moments, memories, emotions, and people too. Some songs are small and shy like a nervous child that suddenly breaks into a smile when you least expect, and some bully you into submission or knock you out straight up. Some you don’t hear from for ages, and then you meet them again one day and you are pleased to see they have grown up ok and aren’t stealing from grandmothers or selling you insurance. Or asking you to vote for them...

..I can sing every song off Stevie Wonder’s Talking Book and recite lyrics verbatim from Joni’s Blue. I love Steely Dan so much that I even spent hours learning the guitar solo from Reeling in the Years.....very slowly though.


I thought she was interesting...and I loved the song.

Hope y'all do, too.

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Kitschy Kitschy Ya Ya Da Da...Flea Market Finds

Head Case

All photos and text by Shelley Powers

To escape the world of laundry, dishes, and vacuuming, I decide on Saturday to venture into the valley of bad ideas and forgotten fads.

I decide to go to the flea market.

I get in my car and drive 15 minutes south of Jackson, past Wrights Fruit Stand with its vibrant display of mums and pumpkins...past the last Wal-Mart for 40 miles...past the Crawdad Hut...past a herd of cattle grazing on a hill whilst a lone bull saunters amongst his ladies.

I soon pull up to the Hwy. 49 Flea Market and Antiques...a commune of five connected buildings made out of corrugated sheet metal and packed with the best collection of crap this side of the Mississippi.


One could spend hours in these buildings...and still not see everything.

I walk in and am greeted by two baby grand pianos, which look to be from the 1940s. They sit in the entryway, draped with an old couch throw and topped with a spray of silk flowers shooting from a chipped vase. I can't help but feel I'm in some parallel universe to a decadent metropolitan hotel lobby. But a breeze from the nearby oscillating fan and strains of Skynyrd from some hidden radio bring my thoughts quickly back to this roadside market on a rural Southern highway.

As I pass the pianos, I plunk a key or two...no reason...just compelled by their presence.

Almost immediately I spot a 1930s-style antique oak sideboard...complete with missing front doors and a beveled mirror that has more than its fair share of silver chipped away from the back. It's only $75, and my torment begins.

I want it, but absolutely don't need it. Plus, it will require a good deal of elbow grease to make it even remotely presentable.

I snap a couple of pictures with my phone and e-mail them to my mom...whom I then call so we can discuss.

She gives wise council...and I decide it's best to move on.

I scale my wanton thoughts down and half-heartedly resign myself to searching for a metal butter dish...one with a handle on top. I could really use a new butter dish...though it's not life-shattering that I find one.

As I meander through the maze of clutter, my eyes grow wide with wonder at how all this stuff came to reside on these dusty shelves. How many people have touched these trinkets and baubles and pots and pans and clocks and books and...and...and...and...?

Crumbled Hummels

This seems to be a land of things once treasured that are yearning to be treasured once more.

I spot a well-worn baby doll half asleep in an upside down lampshade. From the patch of missing hair to the left eye that has broken free of its weight and is now permanently open...it's obvious this little one had been loved to death. Is it possible that she'll ever be loved again...or is she simply destined to spend eternity in her musty lampshade cradle?

I ache for her a little...but I move on...as I suspect most folks do. I ache a little more.

I wind around through to the second building and spot a shiny display of old equestrian trophies lining a top shelf. I can't help but think of all the hours and years of practice that went into winning each of them, as well as the joy that surely came when they were awarded.

They are now $3 each.

Moon Trophies

The walls of the market are covered with a gallery of artwork made up of pieces that, I suspect, were at one time selected and hung above various living room couches simply because they matched the curtains. It's a painful collection.

Interspersed in the cacophony of uninspiring artwork are the real treasures...original pastels, charcoals, water colors, oils, needlepoints, crewel works, etc. Some are quite good...but so out of date and so niche that, I'm convinced, they will never leave this place. Such is the fate I fear for a $20 charcoal I find of "Growing Pains" star Joanna Kerns. I wonder...who will share in the laughter and love with Joanna now?

It's obvious that, while pieces like the Kerns' portrait were crafted with real talent...other original works have a more...um...strained...sense about them. These masterpieces may have been meticulously toiled over in some horrid community college art class...but I venture to guess that not even the artists' mothers would offer encouragement by sticking one of these to the 'fridge or hanging one in an upstairs guest bath. So, these works have made their way to this lonely spot in Mississippi, where, I'm certain, they are now a part of the Hwy. 49 Flea Market and Antique Gallery's permanent collection.

Scattered here and there throughout the entire market are lamps of every size and shape and style. I pass one that is made out of burnt matchsticks and fashioned into a pump well. I marvel at its craftsmanship...and I marvel at how much I don't want to buy it.

One lamp phenomenon that has always amazed me is the practice of having a lamp socket shoot out of a figurine's head. I can't imagine how anyone ever thought this looked good. Seeing a socket protrude from the noggin of some serene statue always makes me think of the halo braces used after spine and neck injuries. I've always found it to be more disconcerting than stylish.

Lamp Head

By now I've wandered halfway through the market. As I bend and stoop and stand on tip-toe to see what I can see, I find myself smiling and frowning at the all the comedy and tragedy around me.

Every so often, my ears perk to the sound of a new patron entering the market...who, like I, couldn't resist plunking a couple of keys on the old foyer pianos. Most folks are timid, hitting a key or two as they pass. Others gingerly play a bar or more of something they probably memorized back when their mother made them take lessons.

But every note I hear...be it one or one of many...makes me smile. And I decide that at least one set of hands that touch those keys today belongs to a secret virtuoso...who, himself, doesn't even know of his capabilities. I make a wish that one day he'll reach his full musical potential...and the wishing makes me feel good.

Lost Keys

"Can I help you, hon?" A "saleswoman" breaks me from my wishing trance.

I hesitate..but then remember the butter dish...which I had forgotten about nearly five shelves back. I explain what I'm looking for to see if she's spotted one amidst the insanity.

"I haven't, but let me ask some of the other dealers to see if they have."

"Oh...really...don't go to any trouble...seriously," I say, suddenly feeling guilty for having asked her to locate my needle in this haystack.

"It's my job, darhlin'," she says with a smile, then scurries off behind some shelves...never to be seen again.

I assume she didn't find one...either that or she bumped one of the many tediously stacked racks of knick knacks and is now buried somewhere under the rubble. I hope they find her...and that when they do...she's clutching tight to the found butter dish.

I move on to building four, where I spot something I desperately want to buy for Gray Charles...an unopened Planet of the Apes costume (circa 1960-something). It's awesome. But, I decide a) it wouldn't fit Gray, b) I wouldn't know where to mail it, and c) it'd be a creepy gesture. So I snap a picture to give him instead...an early Halloween treat.

So much of the beauty of a flea market to me is in the dichotomy of the objects that share the nooks and crannies.

I don't know if it's because I live in the Bible Belt, but much of what is on these shelves are or feature religious symbols. I can't help but think that, at one point, these items had to bring comfort to someone...at some time. Seeing them now, scattered among kitschy displays seems absurd and, at times, obscene...as testified by Jesus seated at the Last Supper underneath the shadow of Dolly Parton's cleavage.

I want for these items to not be here.

Even they seem to not want to be here.

Jesus Head


A Fan of Jesus

I'm almost to the last building when a gaggle of older ladies pass me by...oooing and ahhhing over a clunky old candelabra one of them has found. It's being carried by a prissy little red-headed guy to the front for purchase. But the ladies stay behind and bicker over whether $30 is too much to pay for a 12-place setting of silver-plated tableware.

I chuckle quietly. Only at flea markets does so little money take on such value.

It seems a decision like whether or not to spend $5 to purchase a set of vintage plastic glittered tumblers is approached with the same caution and discussion one would typically expect at the refinancing of a home.

Five $1 bills never hold more potential or promise than at the threshold of the flea market doorway. And, funny enough, never are those five $1 bills so hard to let go of. Is it the thrill of the hunt...or just that vying for my $5 can be anything from the ridiculous to the sublime?

Whatever it is...those five $1 bills are a heck of a lot more fun to spend at a flea market than one $100 bill in a department store.

Or maybe that's just me.

I finally reach the end of the market...just 10 minutes before closing time. I didn't find my butter dish...I didn't spend a single cent...but it's okay. I've had fun.

So I climb back in my car, roll down my windows, drive back past the cows and Crawfish Hut, the Wal-Mart and the fruit stand...and I slowly creep back into town.

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Cherubim and Marilyn


Betty Oops


Purple Bottles


Bell Ringer


Dog Dishes


Naked Laugh


John Deere Head

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